Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML
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thoughtcriminal7 3
Is your boyfriend two years old? What a dumbass. Try dating someone who acts like an adult.
MrBoredGuy 1
don't ever get a vibrator...
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MyS3lf 24
Okay, speaking from experience, you need to leave him A.S.A.P. He seems really violent and unstable. How long do you think it'll be before you do something he doesn't like and that attitude is directed towards you? Find someone else, soon.
torresaaron24 0
you. got some serious dating problems
walleneve 2
is the stuffed toy better in bed?
Corry_fml 1
your boyfriend is a Fag
808Lol 0
awwww, that's kinda cute in a crazy delusional way ^_^
dianegoesrawr 7
my guy friend does the same thing but he gets mad at my stuffed llama he bought me
1337chick 4
I think he's just trying to be cute and express visibly the affection he feels for you. I doubt he really is jealous of the stuffed animal. He's trying to convey how much he values being close to you.
Complaining 13
He wants some time with you. Or he's just being jealous.
JayBear14 11
my boyfriend pretends to be jealous about things like that... as a joke... fyl because your boyfriends serious o.o
Auanii 3
Id break up with him. Next thing you know he's destroying your phone because you spend too much time with it. But, anyone who hurts my stuffed animals gets their ass kicked. (It all goes back to my favorite, given to me by my dead grandfather who died when I was 2, so i have an unusual attachment to many)