Today, one of the customers at work shat all down the side of the toilet and on the floor. They didn’t even try to make it in the bowl. Guess who had to clean it up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, someone shat liquid poo in the hallway at work. Right. Outside. The bathroom. Another foot and they could have used a toilet instead of the carpeted floor. FML
Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
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GamerChickxoxo 16
that actually happened today at my work,someone shat down the side of the stall, accept it was the staff washroom,someones getting fired
Charlie Given 28
LOL this reminded me of my small town where for about 20 years there was a shit bandit who would strike public bathrooms and s*** all over the toilet, walls ,floor and in some cases he even managed to get it on the ceiling no joke it looked like somebody had sprayed manure everywhere and this happened at three different places I worked and the managers tried to make me clean it up I told them go get me a biohazard suit otherwise I ain't doing it 😵
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RichardPencil 32
1. Michael Cohen 2. Lady Gaga 3. Hagrid Please let me know if I’ve won. Please let the prize be an Instant Pot!
GamerChickxoxo 16
that actually happened today at my work,someone shat down the side of the stall, accept it was the staff washroom,someones getting fired
Charlie Given 28
LOL this reminded me of my small town where for about 20 years there was a shit bandit who would strike public bathrooms and s*** all over the toilet, walls ,floor and in some cases he even managed to get it on the ceiling no joke it looked like somebody had sprayed manure everywhere and this happened at three different places I worked and the managers tried to make me clean it up I told them go get me a biohazard suit otherwise I ain't doing it 😵
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
If you work in retail or food service management don’t care. That’s why they have us . The person who gets paid the least cleans the shit.
dasin 18
did they write their name on the wall. was their name steve? still trying to find steve to ask wtf
zuckerburg 21
Sorry, but they did try. You can't tell your asshole to wait when it's a literal emergency. YDI for thinking they did this on purpose.