Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
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Zya_fml 8
Creepier* - Oh lord, this iPod's auto corrector is quite perverted.
NecroParade 3
Wasn't it nice to have a toilet buddy? Taking a dump has been a lonely task for far too long.
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Comments (190)
Bobdoleomega 0
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haha that's sorta cute :)
WiderWille 11
Uhh, no. Thats ******* creepy!
iSitt 0
did she keep asking "why"?
Zya_fml 8
I really hope you're a girl...because if not, it makes it two times creamier/awkward.
Zya_fml 8
Creepier* - Oh lord, this iPod's auto corrector is quite perverted.
givants 0
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it bases it off of your own patterns, making you the pervert
TylerzMB 0
uhhh , cute? no..
aammbbeerr93 0
haha
lmBrown 0
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Yo that happened to me one but it was a lil boy and I'm like wtf gtfo queer, and pushed him out , kicked him a few times too
chili10 18
really the iPod autocorrects based on your patterns? because mine changes my words to the weirdest shit sometimes and about 90 percent of the time it's to words I've never used.
WiderWille 11
No, the autocorrection is only based on an heuristic that uses the worth of each character, other words that relate to your input and your address book. You can give "wrong" words more weight by typing them multiple times and telling autocorrect that you really meant it this way.
boyguydudemalema 0
I just turn mine off . . . I feel left out :( I think it's more annoying than creepy, except if the kid looks like alma (creepy horror girl) or something
blacksswan 10
That's what I was thinking.
EvilPotato 15
it said she 'tried', what went wrong?
shenaniganry 3
I assume the lock prevented her...
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
50- I just roflmfao
hawty12345 0
50- I had to do that to a little girl before..:l
msjel 0
that happened to me once, but it was a little boy.
MrSassypants 34
1 no it's creepy. Especially if she said "Howdy stranger!" or *in an evil voice*"I'm hheeerree"
Ronnie_loves_you 11
This actually happened to me one time. Except I was peeing. I feel bad for OP because I was frikken creeped out.
holymolybro 0
"Will you play with me?" :D.
garcia_linda12 0
haha funny
GrooveSponge 0
108 EPIC WIN.
maz_irken 6
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seems like that was a...SHITTY SITUATION!! ......I had to do it
MrSassypants 34
136 NO YOU DIDN'T!!! JK 8)
bugmenotmofo 34
lol
hollowaybrady34 6
#108 Is your name supposed to be Mr. Sassypants, or Mrs.Asspants?
ReesieBanana21 12
This may sound weird but ya it is kinda cute. How old was this chick?
Brutalus420 5
I'm assuming Mr. Sassy pants. I doubt he meant "Mrs. Assy pants"
shinedown00 4
Haha no it's not
RandomBlackMan 0
dayumm man
Zya_fml 8
Yes, you're a very random black man.
Lumenoire 0
Dats Naaaasty.
boricualuv 29
so what were you talking about?
gaganinia 14
stuff :)
boyguydudemalema 0
How poop is made.
Dudelike89 8
...when a person loves a food...
lonewolf6613 4
^^^^^ rotflmfao
sweetluv006 6
your mom.
HannahForbesxo 13
Awkward.. Should've told her there was some candy outside, that might've lured her away.
DearestPluto 0
key words: MIGHT HAVE.
theten_fml 9
Hi Hannah =D
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
that horse looks like it has a penis for a head :p
spikesdatsick 0
aha I think you're right
beastwalker93 0
you're definitely right
imthatguythatdid 0
OP shoulda peed in her face and yell out "OH SHIT YOU SCARED ME!!!" and run out of the restroom screaming
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
she changed it damn :/
skatergirl9875 0
at least it was a little girl and not an old perverted lady...
HannahForbesxo 13
It would be amusing, if anything, to watch a pervy old lady try to squeeze under a stall door. Suppose you'd be kinda screwed if she made it under though.
MrBigMeat_fml 0
u go to st Francis
emojustin 0
mm mu skate sounds hot babe ;)
richard121212 0
well, tell her you have candy in your middle pocket
sheethapins 13
Didn't I see you on "To Catch Predator?"
brookig 10
Pedophile.
642_fml 0
Should of thrown your youed toilet,papper at her:)
Wandering_Ninja 8
Chocolate*
barlessprison 16
That is beyond gross. It's just a little girl ffs. Anyway OP, I'm torn between deciding if that's cute or creepy.
taytaybirdy 5
Why would anyone do that, even if they are little... Ew.
tonkaburner 2
ha who knows what goes through the head of a child!! shouldn't be overly shocked..
leemurcat 5
She's just a kid. I'm sure that her parents haven't very well taught her right and wrong.
NecroParade 3
Wasn't it nice to have a toilet buddy? Taking a dump has been a lonely task for far too long.
DearestPluto 0
hah;)
tree07 1
Team steaming is the way to go! Also if u run out of toilet paper you've got backup
IWarnedYou 0
where were her parents at?
rattusrattus 19
There is a certain point where parents should stop their kids from running around. That point was reached about 2 minutes before this happened. Also: crawling around on the floor of a public loo? Who lets their child do that?
UnderWaterComix 0
I assume she was wearing shorts considering it's summer, making it alot grosser.
UnderArmourPro 0
Agreed dude..
zebrapattern 6
never end a sentence with 'at'.
ThoranSlock 13
They were probably trying to do the same somewhere else xd