Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML
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thoughtcriminal7 3
Is your boyfriend two years old? What a dumbass. Try dating someone who acts like an adult.
MrBoredGuy 1
don't ever get a vibrator...
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Comments (396)
ChelseaFan817 0
He's trying to be "cute" but it's clearly not working.
pinkpiggy94 0
I think it's sweet!!
voodoodollchick 0
same here.
IronMaiden45 0
is he jealous to the point that if he saw you giving a hug to a guy friend or relative he would freak out?
wsquah 4
is your "toy" a vibrator by any chance? that would explain him :)
ihainecross 4
Lmao awesome XD
shelbymunda21 0
haha that's funny I actually have the same problem
darklight549 2
Get rid of that toy and give him a "toy" to play with. Easy as that.
Achan_fml 5
that's funny and kinda cute XD we're all kids deep down haha
babycakes21 0
thats cute:) atleast you know he likes you and wants to stick with you and plus then you know he isn't cheating on you is he gets jealous of your little stuff animal
DerpyHooves 0
I find it weird that a lot of people are concluding that her boyfriend has some hidden rage and/or is abusive. We don't even know if he is legitimately jealous or if she just thinks he is. He might just be trying to be cute or he's just awkward. I think she really has to start worrying if he starts punching walls to relieve stress or something like that >_>
SammyS2012 21
at least punching walls is better than punching people
SammyS2012 21
but I agree with you