weirdesout
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
SalemSyfer
Belleville, Canada
Bizarre Love Triangle
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Anonymous
Kaul, India
I don't need to see this
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
13a5ic H1p5t3r
Spencer, United States
Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
leeceetaylor99
San Antonio, United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
billjoebob424
Canada
Freudian
Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
helpme
The long game
Today, my gay best friend slept over, as he has many times during the past three years of our friendship. This time, however, he confessed to me that he's only pretended to be gay to get closer to me because he's in love with me. I've allowed my stalker to sleep in my house and in my bed for three years. FML
Anonymous
Sierra Leone
Love is love
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
backstabbed
Australia
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Uknowwh
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML
Top comments
yarbles 3
sleep with your penis out
trippydoll 4
Awww how sweet. Dont act like you dont like it.
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xstephylambx 0
"Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down." -Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (Full Metal Jacket) This FML just really made me think of this quote lol.
Islander_fml 5
Is it wrong that I think this FML is sort of hot? I mean, the whole kissing someone without their permission isn't cool, but otherwise it's hot.
mhross 0
144thats what I was thinking. how are there two potentially gay people in Texas? I thought that they shipped all their gays to LA
skiski007 0
gay
koolaidkid16 0
well maybe he loves you, and wishes you'd do the same to him everyday. I bet he loves you a lot and hopes you love him too. just saying...
KrzYlndiaN95 0
nigga u gay
KuroUsagi_fml 0
Awww.... how sweet
Sherique 0
Lol that's nice :) but I wouldn't think so if my best friend do it too - FYL.
Hvidt 0
... WTF
moneypenny_fml 0
my question is that do you do it when your awake now?