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Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went in for a hug with my friend, but she leaned in for a kiss on the cheek at the same time. What followed was a full-on awkward face collision where I ended up kissing her on the lips. We both stood there, staring at each other before I muttered, “Sorry, gross." She really took it personally. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend for a kiss, and in response, she suggested that we settle for a hand hug. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to a friend after a long day out. I went for a hug, and as I pulled away, I kissed her on the cheek for some reason. Realising it was an awkward mistake, I pulled back even more and said, "Sorry, I thought you were my mum." She looked at me confused, and we both stood there in complete silence for what felt like hours. FML
Today, for the first time, I hugged the man I have been in love with for four years. It was a congratulatory hug at his wedding to my best friend. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
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Top comments
jansdrs 19
Ahh bromance
epicx22 22
I mean, it's not that you were serious. And for #2 who said it's creepy, it's honestly not, just a mistake. I usually reply with "hey love" when a female friend say hi to me, and when a male friend did, I slipped up & said the same thing. Sometimes your mind is just not in the right place/ you're not conscious of your reaction.
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Comments (71)
jansdrs 19
Ahh bromance
andrmac 25
Oooooooohh caught in a bad bromance. I'll see myself out now.
gosh_mate 30
Not going to lie, this is plain creepy... You should be able to tell the difference between a friend and a girlfriend hug.
SpyroMello 29
Sometimes you do something enough times that it becomes a habit. I hold my boyfriend's hand wherever we go and so when I went to the mall with my dad I grabbed his hand and he gave me funny look before I realized what I was doing.
CliffyB03 28
Some people slip up and call the teacher "mom". God, you should be in the right state of mind to know who's your mom and who's not. ?
smokecloud_ 37
Or say I love you on the phone with the pizza guy. ...Someday he'll love me too...
PhasesPhantom 22
..Not at all creepy.
exergency 17
Nawww
nonsensical 26
Just say "no ****" and he probably won't even mind.
Tripartita 45
You can get to, like, third base with someone of the same sex using this strategy.
CuriousSnail 16
No **** but do you wanna shove your dick into the depths of my ass in a completely straight way I was your dick straight up in there. No ****.
Tripartita 45
Ugh, as long as nobody thinks it's gay, I guess so, #36.
epicx22 22
I mean, it's not that you were serious. And for #2 who said it's creepy, it's honestly not, just a mistake. I usually reply with "hey love" when a female friend say hi to me, and when a male friend did, I slipped up & said the same thing. Sometimes your mind is just not in the right place/ you're not conscious of your reaction.
mswim 27
Reminds me of my two male teachers in high school. One of them came into the other ones classroom to ask a quick question, left and said "Thanks, honey." The best part? The other one also absentmindedly responded with, "You're welcome, sweetie." The classroom was quick to point out what happened and he was more than a bit embarrassed haha
Mooniqueee_xo 4
maybe it wasnt an accident
MariaGiovanni 25
#26 that doesn't sound like an accident at all...
mrsmikelowrey 15
?Secret Lovers! That's what they are!?
jtrg 5
I accidentally sent a text to my best friend saying so are we gonna have sex tonight or are we gonna watch a movie first...I meant to send it to my girlfriend...apparently I'm a 'cheating gay bastard'...i now pay more close attention when texting
mohamed_H 21
Ha gayyyy! I'm sorry i'll leave :(
mohamed_H 21
Ugh you people are boring i'm going back to the 9gag community
Moskaaa7 26
Why do you always kiss your gf on her neck? That shit is arousing.
rcarn 20
You just answered your own question
Moskaaa7 26
Just wondering why he would do that in public, that's all.
that_guy_porter 11
Happened to me too :(
ShleeG 23
That's actually adorable
Sansational_ 18
Hah gayyyyyyyyy