Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bizarre Love Triangle
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
I don't need to see this
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Freudian
Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
The long game
Today, my gay best friend slept over, as he has many times during the past three years of our friendship. This time, however, he confessed to me that he's only pretended to be gay to get closer to me because he's in love with me. I've allowed my stalker to sleep in my house and in my bed for three years. FML
Love is love
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML
Top comments
yarbles 3
sleep with your penis out
trippydoll 4
Awww how sweet. Dont act like you dont like it.
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Comments (401)
ZimandGirMG 0
'What else is open besides, like, your mouth. When you're like kissin' on some gay dude, and like, holdin' his muscles cause, like, his arms are just,like wrapped around you. AND NOT THAT YOU'RE GAY OR NOTHIN'! But, God, you just wanna' like,bury yourself in his chest and live there forever.' LOL, ATHF. Any way, what if it was a girl? I'm sure you wouldn't be complaining then, grow a pair and go work things out with your friend instead of bitching about how 'he kissed me, oh noes.' He obviously needs a friend right now, not a douche who'll go whining to the internet about how he got kissed by another dude. Come to think of it, I think its HIM who needs the new best friend, not you. :
cinnomonroll 0
I agree with #7 and eeww
AwkwardPandas 0
haha oh man that's awesome xD
deviable 9
Awh.
carboner21 0
That's kinda hot and kinky... you should wait till he's sleeping and try kissing him!
IvyPeaches 0
Maybe he likes it and it's an fml bc he doesn't do more than kiss
KirbyPaint 3
I wish my best friend would kiss me in my sleep. Lucky OP.
JessieMongoose 11
...LMFAO.
personguydude17 0
haha sucka
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Ummm...