Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
All over the place
Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML
BFF
Today, my best friend, who I speak to pretty much all day, every single day, started dating someone and blocked and ghosted me. I guess my only close friend wasn't such a good friend after all. FML
Today, I found out my roommate Skypes my friends on my laptop when I'm away. Not only that, he covers his face and shows them his junk. My friends no longer answer Skype calls from me. FML
Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Cut off
Today, a friend told me he no longer wishes to be my friend, not because I did something, just because he no longer looks forward to seeing me, counts down every minute until a socially acceptable time to leave, and is always thinking up excuses to either be late or not come at all. Wow, just wow. FML
Gassy
Today, my friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressed the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already muted it earlier. I broke several minutes of my own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Tactician
Today, in the most polite and friendly way I could think of, I told a friend that she's slightly too dramatic about things. She started throwing a fit, deleted my number, and ended our seven-year friendship. FML
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promarkchris 6
I've found that people who act or have depression or are lonely tend to exacerbate the problem by bringing the topics up in normal conversation. It just bums everyone out.
piper1003 1
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piper1003 1
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Ckkc1 0
hmm. seems to be fake, no?
j300zx 0
The op complains to much. Get a real social life. Is it so hard to go out and meet people? Stupid kids are just attached to their computers all day. They would probably die in a country with no computers or technology.
prince122 0
Lol thats funny I would have done the same as a joke.
L3Paparazzo 7
lmfaoo fyi he's not really your friend
tulsafml 0
freee country!
L3Paparazzo 7
idk.. i think i look good
CryMoreFMLs 15
Very good indeed ;) ( not creepin' just complimentin' )
i_am_evil 7
Im sorry, YDI. You probably ran off all your other friends by talking to them about your loneliness. For future reference, not a good conversation topic.
Brendan3693 0
24 is a jackass
Doortje 30
Wow, with friends like that.. FYL, OP.
techweed 12
maybe he was showing you just how lonely you are; if you started crying and committed suicide, we can safely assume that you are extremely lonely
kaprookie 3
Your a bad person.
jayAZ 3
Be nice Mini...he's just a kid and has no idea what words can do. Smile, there is a turtle chasing you! ;)
ganksta_ikm 1
I have no idea why people can't joke about suicide they're weak minded people who brought it on themselves
duravian 1
lol 4. people who get offended by words need to grow up and learn a joke. everyones so PC these days....
techweed 12
sorry if I offended anyone I meant it as a joke
PeeNaught 3
Joking about sour emotions and or especially suicide is NEVER funny....just saying...let the thumbs down begin...
nvrfllnluv 0
I hate that. it sucks fyl op
mylifesucksserio 15
Find a new man who actually loves you.
aardvarkish 17
Ah yes. What a simple solution.
mylifesucksserio 15
i honestly wouldn't know meeting girls through uni is easy, must be hard out there in the real world.
BlackOpsPWNR 0
who said this guy was a BF? who said this guy was straight? many things to be answered before posting your comment.
lolwutdino 9
Get off Skype and go socialize, OP. But still, FYL.
YacL 15
They can delete you off Skype, but not from real life. FYL
Lucidium 0
well yeah they can,
Prankster7o7 5
Yeah, it's called a bullet. :P
ShadyFTW1 0
True that. Although it would be convienant. Be like stfu b4 I CONTROL+ALT+DELETE your ass.
Miss_Random 0
That is sad. :( I know how you feel.
UnprecendentedAw 0
People who whine about being lonely on social media platforms need to log off and work on their social lives in the real world. it's not difficult to make friends and then use sites like Skype and Facebook to keep in touch. lack of friends is no one's fault but your own.
laden_swallow09 35
^ Agreed
aardvarkish 17
Well, FML is a good place find sympathy.
ugliness 6
it's difficult for me because I find it hard to speak, let alone socialise, however I'm just unlucky so it is my fault :/
DjeePee 25
Pff, it's not like making friends is the easiest thing to do for everyone. I have very bad social skills, you can't really blame me for that.
insanesna1l 0
well we can blame you but you don't have to agree :-) anyway op, I know what it's like to not want to go out or find the motivation to make friends, but it will happen when you least expect.
kaprookie 3
People like OP who complain about their lives over the internet annoy me, particularly because when everyone logs onto a social networking site they all turn depressed and lonely and complain about their lives, go out socialise and live your life OP.
Brendan3693 0
nice one you cold hearted bastard. get into the 21st century you geezer
Ckkc1 0
wow lol. earlier I commented and said that it seemed to be fake and someone moderated it... lol