Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
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MischiefManaged 0
WHAT THE ****? Ew!!! Some great friends you have -_- FYL. But YDI for not saying anything. Maybe it's just me but I'd be like, "GTFO me now and go slobber all over each other somewhere else."
I20CK5TAR 0
That's ur fault shouldve asked her to go first... your friend is just tryin to be a douch....
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MischiefManaged 0
WHAT THE ****? Ew!!! Some great friends you have -_- FYL. But YDI for not saying anything. Maybe it's just me but I'd be like, "GTFO me now and go slobber all over each other somewhere else."
madarchod 0
slap them hard and teach them morals
srammer8 0
wow ask them to go somewhere elsa
CvBobo 0
i agree with #1 that's gross you should have left and called ur friend a b*tch(if she knew u liked him)
autumn16 0
eww and obviously she's not to great of a friend or else she wouldn't do that to you!! you should have pushed her off you and start beating the shit out of her. then kick the dude in the balls
rallets 23
lol talk about sloppy seconds..literally
jplumbob 4
It's your fault if you never said anything. Did you drive? if so I would leave their asses.
Jandude 9
7 out of 10 dentists agree that you should shove popcorn up your friend's nose.
blindyblonde13 0
that just sucks op. but since you never clarified whether your best friend knew that you liked him- i am going to assume she didnt- then dont blame her. but you totally couldve stopped that. eww.
Anthrophobia 2
Eww, be happy that you didn't have to experience that sloppy kiss.
Anthrophobia 2
Unless you enjoy that stuff, and in that case... fyl.
mrguy266 0
35 what? I understand it..I just don't understand why you said it...
TaylorTotsYumm 10
agrrreeeeee with numero uno.
mariahrawks 0
46 ; 35 was saying OP shoulda shoved popcorn up friends nose.
rustic 0
sucks that must have hurt if you rlly liked him >.< ! n ur friend is a bit*h she should have been able to tell.. and even if she didn't know it's no excuse to do it like tht on you so FYL! I know I would have been hurt >.<
islandjew247 0
how rude. 0_o
crybabyreturns 0
this happened to me. it was ******* gay.
degrassilovur 0
I REALLY don't think their your 'friends'...!!! I wouldve have slapped them and been like 'wat the eff is your problem. wat kinda friend are you? you KNO I like him(or her (;...).'
Clare420 0
your friends only a bitch if she knew you liked him...if not YDI.
kyarush 10
haha! get drooled on. what kind of nasty kiss was that lol
meeeks 0
I call BS
Rawr_Doodle 0
I read "salvia got on my arm"
LoganBballin16 0
#35 what the heck?!? lol
voldemortsgirl 0
wow that is something I half understand, but I just have seen toungs in my classroom with lights on and off. It sucks, did your friend knew that he was your crush? if not forget about consider her your friend. You should say something like "it's raining here, oh no, it's just saliva"
tthatguy 0
35, 9 out of 10 dentists think you're a douche and should stop making unfunny dentist jokes
torcom 0
You should have pulled out your *******. Then his attention would have been on you. lol
glen12 0
sexy
TiffanyBlews27 0
fyl indeed! I would have stood up, pushed them off of me, wrenched them apart, decked the so-called friend, and quite possibly have kicked the guy in the balls. OP, ditch your friend and tell her off the next time you see her. That's just bitchy.
xshadyshadow 0
Lmao, random.
gohabs21 0
threesome! ++=
Hamsterzilla 0
you shoulda just pushed them on the floor and yell right then "THESE NOOBS ARE GETTING THERE SLOBBER ON ME!!"
Xuphra 0
I'd cry...
epicenur 2
u pay me now?
jandro209 0
a lil violent are we? lol but you got a point tho
sarahbella101 7
shoulda elbowed them outta your personal space
uglygirl_11 0
awwww :( fyl
legonut4 0
ask to join in.
trizzieb 0
Hell yeah. Ask if he wants to be the judge of a kissing contest between you and your friend. Then, ask your friend to be the judge of a kissing contest between you and him. I can imagine Tom Green inbetween two hotties right now. Very nice!
Dopeyrox 0
Ew.. haha I woulda moved or something. Why'd you just sit there?
crossover88546 0
no the op should of licked it up to show that he really liked her
I20CK5TAR 0
That's ur fault shouldve asked her to go first... your friend is just tryin to be a douch....
iloveyouuux8 0
5 - youre cute ;)
OMGJASMiNE 0
yea he is(: but anyways i'd just walk away, why would anyone need a friend like that (x
Joshawott14 9
#5 Learn how to English!
booloooooo 0
that's f-d up.
abeyhl 0
Ew! Why didn't you say anything?!
x3CeCe 0
I agree you could have left or told them that they were in you way. Unless you wanted to see them make-out
xtfauthorx 0
it's creepy that you stayed I would have poured my beverage in the guys face, called him a charlatan, and left
Schazam 0
What did your crush do when you two friends started making out?
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
10 is soo right!!
naynayyy 0
I thought they were all making out. The two friends and the crush. hmm.
RedPillSucks 33
You should have unbuckled your pants. That usually gets people to move out of my way.
Macho_Madness 0
now you know that when yo have a thing for someone you ACT ON IT BEFORE SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS.
kroms001_fml 0
YDI for not joining in! Show your crush you care too!