weirdesout
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
SalemSyfer
Belleville, Canada
Bizarre Love Triangle
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Anonymous
Kaul, India
I don't need to see this
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
13a5ic H1p5t3r
Spencer, United States
Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
leeceetaylor99
San Antonio, United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
billjoebob424
Canada
Freudian
Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
helpme
The long game
Today, my gay best friend slept over, as he has many times during the past three years of our friendship. This time, however, he confessed to me that he's only pretended to be gay to get closer to me because he's in love with me. I've allowed my stalker to sleep in my house and in my bed for three years. FML
Anonymous
Sierra Leone
Love is love
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
backstabbed
Australia
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Uknowwh
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML
Top comments
yarbles 3
sleep with your penis out
trippydoll 4
Awww how sweet. Dont act like you dont like it.
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Comments (401)
jayemdoubleyou 1
I acutally lol'd.
melshmallow 0
Aw! Your poor friend ): I feel more bad for him than I ever would for you, honestly. Don't be too mean to him, let him down gently.
Trixies100 0
u know you liked it
malibubarbie2122 0
why is he in ur bed in the first place........??
animelovedoll 8
Wow... If I woke up to my best friend kissing me I'd be like What the hell and give him a chance boy or girl, but do you sleep together? If you don't how does he get in your bed without you waking up? :?)
JoeyFrecks13 0
how the **** did u figure that out
somefella 0
Maybe cuz he woke up you little shite.
rwctkd95 0
dude that's gross... I bet u liked it
bebedraco 0
I like it ;) lol
SpanishCaedya 0
texas > cowboys > broke back mountain but still this is cute he cares about you . .
itslegal2love 0
it makes sense that waking up to your best friend kissing you in your sleep is an fml. what i don't understand is why the fact that you're both guys makes a difference.
ZimandGirMG 0
How so? If it were girl,that'd make it 'better?' What the **** has happened to our society?! I was under the impression that America was the land of the free and home of the brave, not the land of the oppressed and home of the bitchy. It makes no difference, male or female, either way tis creepy and would need to be talked out. Just because its a guy, doesn't mean he should be treated like an out cast, he is obviously confused an din need of a friend, not lectures and people like you criticizing him.