Jan
Poor choice of words
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
FreeTacos_
Pueblo, United States
Assumptions
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
Stupid Drunk
United States
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Austin Franklin
United States
Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
Dummy
United States
Creepy
Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML
ThatOneGuy
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
Jenny
Etobicoke, Canada
Tipsy
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
Out from Hell
Woodstock, United States
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
elisabeth_pwnes
Norway
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Dumbass
Worst party ever
Today, I got too drunk at a party and cracked a tooth from opening a beer bottle with my teeth, farted something nasty in a room alone with someone, tried to climb a tree and fell out, and watched my crush make out with his new girl. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
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DanielleinDC 34
Anything that ends up with someone getting drunk is almost always a YDI.
RichardPencil 32
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RichardPencil 32
Did that work?
DanielleinDC 34
Anything that ends up with someone getting drunk is almost always a YDI.