Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bizarre Love Triangle
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
I don't need to see this
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Freudian
Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
The long game
Today, my gay best friend slept over, as he has many times during the past three years of our friendship. This time, however, he confessed to me that he's only pretended to be gay to get closer to me because he's in love with me. I've allowed my stalker to sleep in my house and in my bed for three years. FML
Love is love
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML
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yarbles 3
sleep with your penis out
trippydoll 4
Awww how sweet. Dont act like you dont like it.
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Comments (401)
fairies633 8
are you roomates or something?
dubstep87 0
so he's the midnite tickler now? he probably blows u too hahah
sexysue 0
Lock the freaking door. or move out or if u kissed a guy and liked it so be it It is your call??? Good luck!! kissing bandits!!!
flugiboogee 9
this is sick in so many ways.
dlryan97 1
whats sick is pathetic people like you
notsofriendly 17
oh chill out. tell him you don't like it, it's just a kiss. i seriously don't feel like this amounts to rape, guys. yeah it's unwanted attraction and a bit creepy, but obviously the dude is trying to hide it for a good reason. it's not like it's socially acceptable (yay for hate) and he's probably terrified of getting rejected by op, who otherwise seems to like him enough that he feels like maybe there's some remote possibility somewhere of a more than platonic relationship. i feel bad for him too, really. he probably has a crush on you and you're his closest friend and confidante, and you'll just never feel the same way he does. yes, he needs to get over it, and yes, you're in an unpleasant situation too, op, but wouldn't that suck? fml for both of you
notsofriendly 17
"chill out" not at op, at 252, sorry bout that
MoJoThundRpants 0
next thing you know it he's probably gonna take showers wit you.
miss_morgann 0
hot.
greygoose25 0
lmfao
triggerit 5
run for your life, boy... next time you will feel a dick in your ass...
DarkHelmet 10
that is a SERIOUS ****** Man Law violation punishable by DEATH!!!!