Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
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SunnyUserName123 5
Staton your foot in his ass.
miz66independent 1
Black **** down?
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Comments (315)
intyse331 0
Yep. Been there, done that. It really sucks. Just divorced my husband of 5 yrs. Cheated on me and got the girl prego in Iraq while deployed.
vampyrequeen 1
what a complete arse
devildog2009 0
He can be discharged and especially with the military cut back I can see it happening
morella_xx 29
I voted "FYL," because no one deserves to be deceived by their loved one like that, but I have to wonder how long it took you to figure out the lie. You didn't think it was strange that there was no pre-deployment family meeting? You don't keep in contact with any of the other spouses or even any of his friends?
Igor_g5 0
I would imagine that you could object and put a stop to this.
Karma_apoc 8
She never said her husband was in afhgan. She said SHE was. She used QUOTES around STATIONED the second time as a joke saying that HE was "stationed" at his girlfriend's house. OBVIOUSLY he did not fake being ACTUALLY stationed anywhere.
Tookie22 5
Obviously YDI. practice your reading comprehension.
Likki 1
Damn good for him....LoL
SmittyJA24 26
What?!?!?! You didn't notice the absence of an APO mailing address??
cronekelly 0
Call the command
Karma_apoc 8
Where in the post does it say he's in afhgan? Nowhere. She said SHE was. The husband could have been at home, how else would he have been at his girlfriend's house?
ashleeyka 13
What the hell are you talking about? Are you like 13 or something? Because you obviously don't understand the FML. She, OP, is stating that she THOUGHT her husband was in Afghanistan, but obviously wasn't because he was off cheating on her.