Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my husband, only to find that his ex-wife worked there. Then I found out he never actually divorced her. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, I got mad at my wife for giving her male coworker a ride home. I know nothing went on with them because I tracked her phone, I’m mad that he offered her a job in the business he’s starting, because she’ll be making a LOT more money than me. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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d j mom 9
you don't say how long you've been married but that is a big ass red flag from hubby. I'd be keeping an eye out on him and possibly making plans for an exit. good luck
UnbrokenRose 13
They could have gotten married 5 minutes ago, and it wouldn't make any difference. He shouldn't care if *anyone* is single, because *he's* not.
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d j mom 9
you don't say how long you've been married but that is a big ass red flag from hubby. I'd be keeping an eye out on him and possibly making plans for an exit. good luck
UnbrokenRose 13
They could have gotten married 5 minutes ago, and it wouldn't make any difference. He shouldn't care if *anyone* is single, because *he's* not.