Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
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SunnyUserName123 5
Staton your foot in his ass.
miz66independent 1
Black **** down?
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Comments (315)
miz66independent 1
Black **** down?
jake1632 9
Abort abort, false information!
Marcella1016 32
**** block now?
melchibr_fml 0
In all seriousness, is a black **** ever down?
LiveLaughFML 10
you should drop on his little "station" and attack the enemy! :}
miz66independent 1
Touché
LiveLaughFML 10
*in
NomOnShroomz 14
Oh okay so it says "I'm a ******* moron who can't spell or come up with an original comment so I just type in random characters followed by question marks in hopes of getting thumbs up."
LiveLaughFML 10
#46 whatt are you talking about? :O
miz66independent 1
Proving hes a moron.
dre_bro11 12
OP, this is the part where you let your husband catch you riding dick. Dick other than his.
Jimster1712 0
Comment moderated.
Marcella1016 32
Why did they moderate number 1??? I thought it was hilarious!
Iheartfunny 1
The enemy is everywere he is doing a service to the country.JK he sounds like a dick.
SemperFi_23 6
Whiskey tango foxtrot, hunter 9 has unsuccessfully raided the enemy stronghold, they are oscar mike to another location
gojira666 7
I bet she polishes his helmet
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
kamikaze
Tookie22 5
125 STFU boot. OP divorce him after he gets charged with adultery. he wants to ruin your marriage. get back at him and ruin his career.
essex 17
Best. Advice. Ever. Seriously, OP, that's the way to go. I'm pretty sure they'll set him on fire if he ever tries to enter a federal building ever again.
smashgrab 0
I'm resisting the urge to click YDI for not noticing that the rest of his unit wasn't deployed. FYL for your husband being pond scum though. Ruin his career, he deserves it.
sizzlincheese 0
1- you're really attractive!
miz66independent 1
Thanks. You too! Looks like I have a lot of haters. Bring it!!
onthetoilet 3
Nice hooters. I ment the owl
miz66independent 1
Nice melons too. I'm holding watermelons!
ccargill61 0
someone is a little butthurt for no reason
miz66independent 1
265- that was a fam. guy reference yuh creep! O_o
funkyspacemonkey 0
Think that maybe she should have had a fukn clue? Lol...
masomak 2
Attack the intruder too
washingtongirl 8
Court martial! :-)
rldostie 19
Or at the very least, report it!! It's illegal to have an affair in the military, AND to lie about a deployment. Trust me, his commanders will help you run him through the wringer.
MILFSaregood 7
Ah delta two four we got a cheater in home base COPY THAT!! MARINES TAKE HIM OUT!! Ho ah
chiddy_bang71 0
Oh mr. Springer, do I have an episode for you!
MILFSaregood 7
Sorry im not good with marine talk considering the fact my profile picture is navy seals
i75thairborne 0
He won't get discharged from the military, but he may be stripped of rank, and sent to clean toilets for a living. Or at least that's what would happen in the air force. Idk about other branches. Never heard of that happening though. Don't know how he would be able to avoid the OP.
ppatty 0
133-139 it's ooh-rah for marines and hooyah for seals lol just for reference
TheNewGuy03 29
Ah, another lady taking an extended vacation to Pen Island.
MrsBumblyclutz 7
depends on his rank and whether or not he's enlisted or commissioned. My husband has seen this happen. One enlisted, sleeping with two different married officers...I'm hoping at different times...while deployed. If I remember correctly, the officers were kicked out and she was busted down to private.
miz66independent 1
I think he has already had plenty of discharge.
UmbraeCatervae 0
Oorah champ its oorah
jlstough 10
yeahh, that'd be "hooah."
Ryanmatuszak 5
First!!!
jake1632 9
Fail, retard
goblin06 0
ryan no actually you're 3rd.... and sorry op guys r sneaky but how would u not know...??
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Looks like third to me, jackass.
miz66independent 1
Beachu!
wisericky 12
Give him a break guys, he was only off by two.
aFatFuck 0
idk I'd say #8 is more of a fail. Uses a picture of his half ass six pack and has his phone number on his profile for 'mature' girls to call him, he's 14.
SunnyUserName123 5
Staton your foot in his ass.
Lanceeden 12
I have a feeling it's going to be like a battlefield in her house...
Poopolicious 5
it's a war.. the women are fighting over where the husbands **** is at.
SunnyUserName123 5
Station, sorry :P
Youdrongo 0
I don't think anyone noticed.
xShannonxSammyx 7
Am I the only one that read that comment in Red Forman's voice?
koolkat27 13
269- nope
Orcina1 3
Damn that sucks. I'm sorry OP :(
BountyBass 13
It's his duty to please that booty
sara_saturday 5
no. it's his job to control his knob.
heyIMnice 0
.....
raaawwwrrZ 8
Its his career to enter her from the rear?
itsallgoodintheh 0
So I'm confused.
kameryn25 3
That's silly.
itsallgoodintheh 0
Your right
TheMasticater 9
*Facepalm*
xlorawrz 9
Do yourself and all of us a huge favour, and gtfo FML.
colecola12 0
You're ******* retarded.
ElyshaPaige 0
wow, you are a dumb ass! go read a book.
crazychick1269 7
the only reason she's confused is cuz she wants attention!!!
MatthewHass 4
Wow...
iampetard 0
Real bastard but i gotta wonder how you found out
Orcina1 3
I love your profile pic
BB_ava 0
He definitely getting in the action ;)
vballcutie08 6
I'm gonna guess from someone else in his military group (I forget what it's called) that wasn't in Afghanistan. Or one of the higher ranked officers.
genesisnirvana 11
26-it's called a platoon
vballcutie08 6
oh right! haha thanks
NabbdjuretPerry 0
Maybe she travelled to Afghanistan and didnt found him ;)
Nosrebor 8
143 Yeah, that sounds logical....
killabeez12 0
Ouch!/:
jojolopez97 0
Your cute :x lolol
FreshPairOfNikes 0
¿u?op ?p?sdn s??? s? ???
mea_iloveskiing 26
probably her husband's last words.
NomOnShroomz 14
I think this it some kind of alien dialect. It looks slightly complicated but I should be able to decode it in the next few hours.
NomOnShroomz 14
Okay it says "I'm a moron that can't spell or come up with an original comment so I just type in random characters followed by question marks in hopes of getting thumbs up." Woah that's deep!
mea_iloveskiing 26
see, it didn't take you hours to figure it out :))
NomOnShroomz 14
Yes, turns out it wasn't alien, just idiot. It's easy to get those two mixed up. Although idiot is much easier to translate.