laurenasabutton
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Butters
Lathlain, Australia
Couch fights!
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
DaycareMama92
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Unlucky
United States
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
WaychulMonster
Go get an Xray, dude
Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
chloeleigholivia
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Anonymous
Right in the feetsies
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Top comments
thestrangedude 10
That's what you get for using a broken suitcase
jaycee1209 5
Hope your toe's feeling better
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Comments (76)
jaycee1209 5
Hope your toe's feeling better
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
I would kiss your toe to make it feel better... But that would be weird and gross.
HKCgrimmjow 15
That wouldn't be gross or weird! No I'm not lying... Really... Don't be a jerk go kiss his toe. Seriously. Kiss it.
FangirlingAlways 14
Let's all kiss OP'S toe! Make sure you put some ice on it OP!
JBirdeye 14
Yeah, go to a hospital and get a job kissing people's toes.
dachayke 16
#19 *her toe.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
:* :* :* . . . better?
SirDirtyRedD 15
this must be the same guy who had his broken foot steped on earlier
laurenasabutton 26
Nope, I'm a girl.
LaurenLo 17
Ouch. Hope it didn't get too much worse! Feel better OP!
jsp16 24
I wonder if an angry old man just stepped on his toe too.
singer0421 32
^The people who downvoted him obviously didn't understand the reference to a previous FML.
ktiskool 18
Ouch!!! That's toe-rrible!
xChaos 29
No... It doesn't work like that...
theonex17 15
You shoe'dnt make puns like that
xChaos 29
Ok get out
gracehi 33
Omg, 15, I'm wracked with fits of giggles.
brickboy1 8
no. just no
JMichael 26
You guys shoedn't string yourselves up so much and take a walk and the wild side.
Gangsterrface 10
It clearly did work like that ...
random_cashmere 25
It would suit your toe well if you did not drop suitcases on it
xChaos 29
Guys I'm not playing games I'll call the ******* pun police
MysticMonkey 9
Crunch.
Awesomeaxel 24
this FML made me cringe just by reading it.
thestrangedude 10
That's what you get for using a broken suitcase
JustinMrBest91 10
Im pretty sure he was talking about his toe being broken #5
OscarDV 8
#11 that's the joke.
Nordrag 26
12 - a joke? What's that?
JustinMrBest91 10
Sorry I didnt really understand the joke
wingedangel123 8
#41 With that profile pic, don't expect your relationship status to change from "single" any time soon.
anarcome 3
That must have felt awful, hope it gets better soon OP
savannaharstill 8
That's toetably painful
speakersboom 19
and this little piggy went "SON OF A BITCH, THAT ******* HURT!" :)
SWC_Penguin 17
Thank you for thinking of us! That's very polite. I'm glad I don't have to worry any more.
gracehi 33
Already broken? Whoo, what a relief! I was worried there for a moment.
arsenicalhumor 30
Two negatives can sometimes make a positive! Maybe OP fixed her toe by dropping something on it.. Miracles!
Bunny21 11
This is a real fml lmfao hope it heals soon!!!