Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
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SunnyUserName123 5
Staton your foot in his ass.
miz66independent 1
Black **** down?
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Comments (315)
vjl7 3
That really sucks. I'm sorry
Karma_apoc 8
I'm sorry but you guys are some IDIOTS! She put quotes around deployed because he's NOT REALLY DEPLOYED OR IN THE SERVICE, it was a nickname saying he was just at his other girlfriend's house. God learn how to read.
iloveshh23 2
what a pos. sorry op.
Ur1Temptazian 0
Other girlfriend? He has more than one?
raaawwwrrZ 8
That is hystarical.
Garon300 0
Really shitty.
momo1972 3
Avoiding the combat zone I guess
MrsBumblyclutz 7
Uniform Code of Military Justice, he can be court martialed. Id let his superiors know, if ur close to it, see if theres any way to stick it out to 10 if hes been in all 9 years and you can get half his retirement and such. My husband is in the army nat. guard..and he has seen this happen. If she's in as well...you can get them both in serious trouble. He's an ass, and, thankfully, the military is the right place to be to make him pay. (fyi: u can be brought up on adultery charges and others under the UCMJ as well)
LifeStory32 9
And now you "station" your foot in his behind
honeypixi01 0
That's so horrible!