Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
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SunnyUserName123 5
Staton your foot in his ass.
miz66independent 1
Black **** down?
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Comments (315)
Blazefina 5
The words Jerry Jerry Jerry comes to me right now
tornado_tongue 0
He he has to protect this country from foreign and domestic.
TeenageDirtbagg 3
Dayuuuum . Thats just straight up ****** up. I wouldve chopped his balls off :) you should probably do that .
xkristinannx 0
Smack a hoe.
NippsSlipps 10
Grab a grenade and throw it right at his sorry ass
jayaysee 0
That is LOW
brun12 1
I hope you let his high ups know and gets his punishment
Zoefoo 3
This is where you inform his command. Adultery is a BIG no no in the military. He can and should get in trouble for this, and you have the power to make sure it happens.
mushbug 3
Definitely alert his chain of command. What a piece of shit..
FMLaddict11 6
Infidelity is a huge mistake if he's in military. He can get in a lot of trouble... also, how could you not tell that he wasn't in Afghanistan?!?! My boyfriend is over there now and when we Skype I see his room and his roommate and when he calls its from a long distance calling card. Plus the connection sucks. Not going to lie, your marriage must have been a pretty distant and loveless one for you to not notice what was going on...