Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
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SunnyUserName123 5
Staton your foot in his ass.
miz66independent 1
Black **** down?
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Comments (315)
Msadd 0
Call of Booty
armywife76543 0
how long has he been in? there would be ALOT of signs it was bs. most units have fb and twitter not to mention the frg. all would have mentioned an impending deployment. I'm curious how he managed to fake a deployment ceremony. I could not imagine any reason not to attend.
j_ortiz27 7
The op is a dumbass
ArabFML 3
#46, it sounds like a play off of Black Hawk Down. Take a chill pill.
venusmantrap 12
I would love to hear the full story.
jleep 0
Your life reallyyyyyy sucks
17sRacing 0
I think a "dishonorable discharge" is in order
bittersweet1 0
you must live in Jacksonville NC. sorry to hear that fml. maybe he'll get an STD from her. f'n douche
bittersweet1 0
oh and I work for an attorney. you need to get a divorce and he'll be paying you sooo much money you'll make bank on his **** up n you can just do whatever you want while living off his salary n not being with him :)
jlstough 10
uh, retirement has not been removed entirely, lol. the retirement setup has been changed, but if you were in the military prior to the change, you're grandfathered in.
jlstough 10
YDI for not noticing alot of things. for instance, that his unit was not deployed, and if his unit was deployed, that he was nondeployable for some reason and was rear d, not noticing the lack of FSP, HDP, etc. But FYL for being married to a lying cheating scum bag. Before deployments there are deployment briefs, deployment ceremonies, etc. Did you not have to take him for bag drop? It's not as simple as, hey, i'm deploying, see you in a year! Hopefully you can get him out of your life and get a pretty penny for it.