Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
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SunnyUserName123 5
Staton your foot in his ass.
miz66independent 1
Black **** down?
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Comments (315)
ironik970 13
Seems like he will now be an army of one.
bubo_fml 11
Secret Op work...He was deep undercover...Plowing foreign soil...Looks like his cover is blown...
duckman9 55
Lets hope his cover is still intact.. we wouldn't want to have little soldiers in 9 months.
forevermylife 0
What a fag, I mean, being stationed is serious stuff, and using that as a excuse is terrible, therefor, he is a fag.
robertsa426 0
That's why you tell his commanders and take all his money.
robertsa426 0
That's why you tell his commanders and take all his money.
MernieAnne 0
Can't he be kicked out of the military for cheating?
robertsa426 0
Yes he can if she pushes it enough.
madeline1960 0
WOW ? that's all I could say .
ramband2009 0
Divorce. Just divorce.
LMeltdown 4
The operating word here is "Other" girlfriend's house. Two girlfriends and a wife, hmmm? Wow.
essex 17
...Pretty sure that's a typo. Perhaps she meant either "another woman's house" or "his girlfriend's house" and mentally jumbled them. Completely understandable, given the shock of her husband turning out to be a massive douche-canoe.
robertsa426 0
The army doesn't have that anymore. They just got rid of the retirement.