Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
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SunnyUserName123 5
Staton your foot in his ass.
miz66independent 1
Black **** down?
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Comments (315)
maddy1028 0
Yup my jaw dropped on this one!
f3tusfl0ssin 0
It was his "place of booty".
Rach227 8
:O wtf!?
Lipsforbiting 7
Throw a grenade at him.
Arcamenel 0
that is really awful
Cloudmaker 3
Good point
xxMichaxx 0
All's fair in love and war! (:
scars_souvenirs 0
That happens more often than we think... My ex kept telling me he was home but he wasn't, he was at his girlfriends house too
timmyliao 5
Tell them both tht u gave him aids, so that little bitch won't be having any babies WIth him:)
miz66independent 1
Pretty sure it's illegal to lie about that. You really don't want that used against you in court.
nero9112 4
How is being married for 9 years relevant?
asteroth 8
How is it not?