Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, my fiancé left for a 6-month deployment overseas. I waved him away, came back inside alone, and cried. I know this is what I signed up for, but the cat could've shown more sympathy than staring at me and walking away. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she'd support my decision to stay in, or get out of the military, so I renewed my contract...... She broke up with me for it. FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML
Today, I'm in my fourth month of training in the US Navy. I'm 3000 miles from home. I joined to give my wife a better life. Since I've been gone, she decided that she liked being single. FML
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nikkers 0
awww dude this sucks :( ive brothers in the military its not easy being away from loved one.. but if she couldnt wait a year for you she aint worth the rest of your years
mrlucky4444 0
what a bitch
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WOW_idc123 0
sucks for you
jasonsaied 1
yay I'm near the top!! and yea shoot her
ImaginaryFoe 1
It is vaguely familiar. There must be a lot of bitches out there dumping their servicemen. Why did you have to re-enlist to get an assignment closer to home? Why would you anyway since you'll be home in a few months? Is that why she dumped you? Just curious. FYL and good luck.
cgysoccerfreak 0
****
FutureSoldier18 0
that sucks but so what that doesn't mean you have to visit her
ey3seecold 0
haha u fool she is riding on a ragheads crock!!!
cowcowkrm 0
yeah my uncle is going in to be a field medic wich is one of the worst jobs you can be i hope his wife of a couple months stays faithful to him...
fister13 0
you know. **** you ass hole. you don't know shit and you are probly a fat ass who sucks his own dick and complains about the war but doesn't do anything about it. ****** block head
killerviral 0
time to get payback
matt934 0
bein a medic doesn't suck I love it best job there is
peternorth 0
it doesn't matter if there is a popular war or not. we have no choice on where we go. we go, we fight, we die. our blood gets spilled for ungrateful bitches like you. how about showin a bit of respect. we watch our brothers die in our arms. u think we agree with the war **** no. but we do it cuz we r told to. and because we will take the burden for others. so what i'm trying to say is stfu.
Skimbap 0
#98 You have not died, you are not watching anyone die, and you are not fighting. All you are doing is bitching on fmylife. You as an american are doing nothing to help anything nor anyone in Iraq, you are are doing nothing more than fueling a spitefull country and a corrupt government. You are holding a burden no one needs to have.
roobear 2
Kill her.
Blue_Coconuts 7
He reenlisted probably so he could have job security, while still being close to her because she wants him home. A lot of soldiers do it. Dear John letters suck.
WHODATNATION 0
Dumped you over the phone while you're deployed? What a bitch.
vtranchitella14 3
@41 YES
paper_tigers 0
@18 sometimes you can get incentives to re-enlist, be it a money bonus or selection of duty station
glen12 0
3rd
cowsareamazing 0
aww man that sucks!! I feel for ya, really, I do
gokumania123 0
wow this could be a good movie, I think I would call it dear john........NAHHHH, nice fake.
liveloveandownit 0
Or I suppose you could just mod the guy so I can't respond.
terribletowel64 8
How do people think OP deserved this??
mrlucky4444 0
what a bitch
namezox 0
Tell your fellow marines to rape her.
gunta 0
Wow... I woulda... let's not say what I would do...
sugarbabyxoxo 2
awe that does suck.. some people can't handle being away from someone they love though... so I kind of understand.. butt awe.
Domonator 16
I'm sure I would experience intense "butt awe" if I was seeing yours...
WHODATNATION 0
hahaha #15.
Immature_fml 0
sugfestive grammar failure ftw. OP, your life sucks and i'm sorry for you.
ohSNAPyall 27
What the hell is a deployment mama?
vansbabe66 0
that sucks **** her. she was prob sleeping around.
PsychoMerk 0
She's ******* someone else ;0
liveloveandownit 0
Sad but probably true. It is shamefull how unfaithfull to our service men and women their significant others can be during deployments. Although it does happen on the other side of the ocean as well.