Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
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SunnyUserName123 5
Staton your foot in his ass.
miz66independent 1
Black **** down?
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Comments (315)
SemperFiBitches 0
run it up his chain of command.. and yea FYL
klong91 7
Wow what a ******* asshole!
j_ortiz27 7
You're fault. No one gets stationed in Afghanistan, unless he's a contractor. They get deployed, do your research about stuff like that next time.
j_ortiz27 7
Oh and another thing. How the hell did you figure this out now since he should be receiving special pay for being in afghan?
kate9292 0
Ya. For some odd reason I think my bf of 8 months who says he is in the army is still with his supposed "ex-wife". I feel your pain.
mylifesucks305 0
Mission Failed
jpallan 3
Agreed. Adultery is a criminal charge under the UCMJ. Also, the treatment he'll get from his fellows in exchange for pretending he's on a deployment to score extracurricularly is going to be far more hellish than anything you can devise.
hotpinkpepsi 6
that is by far THE worst FML I've ever read sorry
58s 0
Man down
Priscillaaa_fml 1
ouch. that really does suck
love4bball14 0
that's terrible!