Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
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SunnyUserName123 5
Staton your foot in his ass.
miz66independent 1
Black **** down?
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Comments (315)
oxxxjackyxxxo 3
pretend to be an afghanastani and bomb his ass as revenge >=))) video tape it tho ;) lol
j_ortiz27 7
Wtf is an afghanistani? Afghan perhaps? Hajji even. But afghanistani? Bahahahahaha
connorgarza 0
Ramirez! Go cheat on that girlfriend!
SaRaBby786 0
Maybe theres a war inside her.. U knw his sperms vs othr sperms?
Marinewife0369 0
Damn when are these guy going to learn. The wives always find out especially in the military...
SpruceDread4578 13
160 is right, it just recently happened. but adultery is still unacceptable.
Miss5Foot3 0
Thats messed up!! smh
ryankon518 3
Wow, he must be pretty dumb if she lives in the same area/county
proudMPwife 2
Guess someone doesnt pay attention to the fact his PAY would go up. and he was the only one from his unit to deploy?....cuz you wouldnt notice that none of the friends he works with are still there but he's not? yeaaa YDI
j_ortiz27 7
Lol I showed my wife this fml and she said the same thing!
nane2508 2
#252, you are ignorant as sh**! Never heard that sometimes people deploy as individuals and not only entire units? Happens all the time, specially in other services. Look outside your small world before judging others! *rollseyes*
takemewithy0u 0
That's sad :( I'm sorry. Hunt him down and make him wish he were in Afghanistan.
crashley21 10
Omg that sucks so much! I'm so sorry for you! You were probably worrying every day about something happening to him and if you'd ever see him alive again. That us really not cool of him. I hope you took drastic measures of anger when you saw him after you found out.