handyman13
United States
Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Albion, United States
Not my best day
Today, I went fishing and the game warden stopped and asked for my license, only to find out I'd let it expire. He told me if I went and got it renewed, I wouldn’t get a ticket. On the way to get a new fishing license, I got pulled over and given a ticket for expired inspection. FML
dawg
Stuart, United States
Today, I found out that the "IRS scam" that I ignored last week was actually not a scam, and now I have a warrant out for me. FML
emptypockets
Sydney, Australia
Detained
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Anonymous
New Rochelle, United States
Bass Pro Shops reject
Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML
novapine
Staffordsville, United States
Today, I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest because a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address and I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML
jhughes1997
Decatur, United States
Patterned
Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML
Anonymous
Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML
lalala
United Kingdom
Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML
Wolf
Gangsta
Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nope, no thanks
Today, I found out that I have to appear in juvenile court because I refused to go visit my dad, even though it was court ordered. FML
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OhzTP 7
seems legit.
cc_the_beast 6
You deserve to be behind bars! Imagine how those fish felt being caught by an unlicensed angler!!!
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Comments (242)
selbow 3
43 - if it takes 5 mins and they hand them out to any tom dick and harry what's the point of having them in the first place. Sounds like typical American bullshit as per usual.
evilhobbitofdoom 4
Think of it as "fishing tax".
PLPrincess 8
I know that in Ontario different licences allow you to keep different amounts of different types of fish.
AmethystRain 20
They do the same thing with drivers licenses, dog licenses, and gun permits. The OP isn't a unique snowflake who's exempt when everyone else has to follow the rules. Also, your comment sounds like "typical anti American bullshit" to me, so take your political views somewhere else.
selbow 3
No, I won't take it elsewhere. Ever heard of freedom of speech? If you don't like it, cover your precious eyes and ears and crawl back into your mum's bubble-wrap cocoon.
selbow 3
you hypocritical attention ***** of a fuckhead. instead of being passive aggressive, shouldn't you have PM'd me as per your lame bio? as for my nationalist bullshit comment it obviously didn't overstep the constraints and rules of this french website or it would have moderated wouldn't it. shut your hole wangchung!
Sweej 1
Will there be... gunfire?
bonjourgabrielle 0
Your comments make me laugh :D
Minky1996 0
Within the next couple of years you'll need a license just to breath.
MAXCAT1220 0
you ****** up
mlrack101 1
You don't mess around with that stuff. They can take our car and everything!
musicfreak9821 6
how could this be accepted and mine can't -.-
whiterabbit420 4
it feels to me like OP probably got a ticket for fishing illegally, didn't show up for court or pay the fine, and NOW has a warrant. so Op extra deserves it
JennaMarie420 2
Agreed. The cops or game wardens don't just put out warrants because they heard someone was fishing illegally. OP had to have been fined first and not paid or shown up.
nicrulezdood 5
well technically you have a warrant for not showing up to your court date. If what you had done was that bad they would have arrested you on the spot. When you received a ticket for fishing without a license there was a court date on there, you have the option to pay it or go to court and either pay it there, defend yourself, or work out community service hours, and you missed it. I just figured out all of this myself because I got a ticket for an expired car inspection sticker and I forgot about it and I got arrested.
13ksmin 0
a stupid law made by US
lmaoatall 6
it's not a stupid law! the fees collected goes to the stocking programs, fish and wildlife funds and to pay for other the employees who catches people like the op for breaking the law. op was stupid for fishing without one. average tag 30-40 for annual. average ticket, 200-300$ ydi op!!!
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
I wonder if Jeremy Wade would need a license...