Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML
Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I waited until the last minute to do my Christmas shopping. Today, I also discovered that my bank account has been frozen due to suspicious activity. FML
Today, as I was doing the morning count for the registers, a lady walked by and saw me. She's got Alzheimer's, and thought I was robbing the guy I'd bought the store from, so she called the cops. I spent six hours in jail while they looked into it, and didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, I arrived at work, only to be arrested and accused of stealing over $8000 from my job. Five hours later at the police station, the discovery was made that the actual thief had an employee ID one digit different than mine. He works at another location over 1200 miles away. FML
Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML
Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML
Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML
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Deez_Knots 10
Drug dealers accept credit now?
whiskey'swino 15
Don't you hate it when someone else has fun using your hard work? Usually thats called marriage.
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Comments (11)
Ksweety_fml 27
Oh my!
A Frenchy in Eire 31
"Land of the free" lol
whiskey'swino 15
Don't you hate it when someone else has fun using your hard work? Usually thats called marriage.
RichardPencil 32
That’ll go great with your new office furniture.
Deez_Knots 10
Drug dealers accept credit now?
acmariner99 25
Could have been over the counter
Razell 13
Either you need to secure your bank information better, or you need a new bank. Don't use public networks to do your online banking.
Jorn van der Ar 13
When you make up a story, make sure it makes sense.
Listerinekiss 8
I honestly didn't know you could buy crank with a debit card.