Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
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SarahMae2014 10
i would've walked right up and knocked on the door and whenever the dorr opened walk up to the other girl and say, "oh, you must be his cousin...i'm his girlfriend"
j4gerb0mblitz 6
bush wookie
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Comments (104)
j4gerb0mblitz 6
bush wookie
CoconutMuffin 5
Fyl OP! That is so wrong! Rat him out to his gf haha.
explodingmuffint 0
girls really have a terrible eye for these sort of people. if she planned on dating him or what not.
je_suis_fml 11
YDI for hiding in the bush instead of taking your ass home. Smh
NastyNinja31 0
u should of jumped out and scared her while she was leaving
kendallwendall 0
sucks ta suck.
hoodasswhitekid 0
18- you look like shia lebouf,
Jammy01jams 2
Battlefield reference.
SeedlessMe 13
Haha 39- I got a good mental picture of that. Great idea! Lmao right now.
juicedboi 7
He's a keeper! If you're into cheaters and whatnot. Although that is assuming your meeting with him was on sexual terms and not just friendly, in which case I would still ask, why did you actually wait in the bush?
Vonneil 0
Oh that's sad....
iLOLatURpain69 7
In fact, if I jump outta bush a sneak attacks the only way I say I ambush!
daylight123 0
lmao :)
MissBoo101 0
I would say screw the guy and come out of the bush and introduce yourself like this " hi I'm the girl you BF is trying to cheat on you with who thinks he should **** off" that ought a teach em'
Moonditch_fml 19
Sorry you landed on a disrespectful idiot, OP. Don't lose hope though- there are still some good guys out there... really, there are! :)
luckyshot21 3
lol
Bobissmall 13
How is he not a good guy? Maybe his girlfriend is just an overly jealous type.
DjeePee 25
I think the girlfriend has reason to be overly jealous if her partner dates other girls. OP made it pretty clear that the guy was not a friend, but a potential partner. **** his girlfriends life, would I say. I hope you told her about it, OP. She might not believe you, but then you did atleast the right thing.
iEnvade 2
I agree with 66, you should have told her that her boyfriend's a jerk-off. You shouldn't have hid, all you're doing is allowing him to continue being a douche. F the girlfriends life for having an ass for a boyfriend.
Kn0wledge123 21
Was that a serious comment #61? I mean really? You're gonna go with that?
Bobissmall 13
Very late reply but YES i am serious? Where the hell does it say she was dating him? She said she was going to meet him, how do you know they're not friends? All it says is she went to meet up with him and that she went to his house to see him.
Ohitsariel 25
it is HEAVILY implied. why would she be upset if she was just his friend.... so its obvious something is going on there
trishmg12 4
you shouldn't have taken that. you deserve someone who isn't going to so those kinds of things to you.
NomOnShroomz 14
says the cat.
cc_the_beast 6
Cats know best...
stfuitscindeeeh9 3
Pussy knows best.
NomOnShroomz 14
Where you see cheating, I see an opportunity for a threesome.
Absurd101 0
I agree. Time for some fun OP! :)
xxtru_dreadzxx 0
hahahaha.. my thoughts exactly..
skiier4life 1
Says the shroom
CockieMonster 0
Well were you meeting up with him for a date or just to hang out? if it's to hang, I don't see anything wrong with it....
pman590 8
but the fact is he made her hide in a bush!!! Yh of course he would have done that if they were just "hanging out"
Max24KB 0
I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be an fml if they were just friends
okiidokii_fml 6
yeah, you never know. Maybe the OP was a close girl that's a friend and his girlfriend is over protective. or.... she came there and he told her to wait on the bush and she didn't or maybe she did and then yelled at him. this is lacking info
Bobissmall 13
Why does your comment have a thumbs up #75 when mine saying basically the same, that she could be a jealous GF and they are just friends, has like 14 thumbs down? FML.
Gurljuice 0
Ydi for actually hiding
goshpeople 4
Yep. Definitely should've either walked away or continued on to the house and let him deal with the repercussions of his girlfriend finding out about you -- whether you're a platonic friend or something more. You should not have to hide.
dreawlkr523 0
definitely shoulda introduced yourself and said why you're there and walked away.
chulamami916 6
Well idk why you stayed hiding. You should have just got up and left, even if the girlfriend saw, she should know her boyfriend is a cheating dick.
creedaddict 9
and u hid? ... wow
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
My thoughts exactly
foxracer3 1
where u at in ms
SarahMae2014 10
i would've walked right up and knocked on the door and whenever the dorr opened walk up to the other girl and say, "oh, you must be his cousin...i'm his girlfriend"
strainer04 8
that would have been awesome!
throwglitter1 0
did you actually stay behind the bush? bc I would have left his cheating ass.