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Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML

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pjsr 33

Don’t worry; keep smoking and before long your face will look wrinkled and yellowed. You’ll be able to get the Seniors Discount long before you’re eligible. Score!

QueenSaru 28

I get carded regularly for lottery (18) and booze (19) and I'm 34. Some people are babyfaced, and also a lot of people such as myself suck at telling ages. I could look at someone and go, "Yep... they're maybe between 14 and 45, who knows."

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tanman230 10

maybe It varies by state but where I live, you don't have to be 18 to use tobacco products, only to buy them. At my old highschool, freshman would smoke at lunch right in front of school police and they didn't bat an eye

RichardPencil 32

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

The legal age for smoking should be 80 and after that, it should be mandatory because we need you to go ahead and die already.

_ali__cat_ 14

So like when you comment, do you actually think about it first or...?

RichardPencil 32

Of course not! Where would the spontaneity be in that?!?!

Monica Rene Ramirez-Holleran 4

the 16 people that dislikes this comment must be smokers! 😂😂🤣🤣

Shadowvoid 33

Or people who value their grandparents?

thekidneythief 7

******* preach it, thank you

deadman93 8

either you have a serious baby face or the cop who arrested you is blind. 18 and 30 have very pretty obvious differences in what the body looks like

Glowworm56 27

I don't know if that's entirely true because I'm going to be turning 30 soon and still easily get mistaken for someone in their late teens/early 20s.

OrchidKitten 21

I mean, I'm 21 and I look 12-16, depending on who you ask.

QueenSaru 28

I get carded regularly for lottery (18) and booze (19) and I'm 34. Some people are babyfaced, and also a lot of people such as myself suck at telling ages. I could look at someone and go, "Yep... they're maybe between 14 and 45, who knows."

pjsr 33

Don’t worry; keep smoking and before long your face will look wrinkled and yellowed. You’ll be able to get the Seniors Discount long before you’re eligible. Score!

dwight7476 11

Classic fml here

Greatness Inc 12

Consider it a compliment on how young you look

Chazzster 32

I’m sorry, but what kind of an adult leaves the house without their wallet? For that reason YDI.

CoralineCrossXXX 13

I didn't know you could get arrested for that. I thought it was just a ticket.

Allie614032 34

At least when you're in your fifties, you'll be mistaken for 30.

Lobby_Bee 18

If you didn't smoke, you would probably look like a really tall walking infant. Lmao