Anonymous
New Rochelle, United States
Bass Pro Shops reject
Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bryce
Very fishy
Today, my dad and I went fishing. We both got a bite, but when we went to reel it in, both our hooks were in the catfish's mouth. He pushed me in the mud and took my hook out its mouth so he could say he caught it. FML
superfreak6
New Orleans, United States
Bass Pro Shop
Today, after fishing for 5 hours, I finally caught a respectable-sized fish. I ran to my truck to grab the scale, and then I saw my friend laughing hysterically while holding an empty net. Apparently, the only catch of our day jumped out of the net during the 15 seconds I was gone. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Nature is healing
Today, I took my son fishing and we did quite well, catching enough for several nights worth of meals. Then, as we were packing up, the dumbass tipped the whole lot back into the sea because he somehow thought the freaking ocean was subject to catch and release. Four hours wasted FML
jhughes1997
Decatur, United States
Patterned
Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML
handyman13
United States
Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML
Tori Pearson
Canada
Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML
fisherman
United States
Today, I went fishing with friends looking to catch big redfish. During the trip, one of the men caught a 50 pound monster which I put away. At the end of the trip they wanted to take a picture with it. I went to wash off the fish in the water. Apparently the fish wasn't dead and swam away. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Anonymous
Today, my cousin and I spent 9 hours on two separate fishing boats. This is what my cousin's boat returned with. We didn't even get a freaking nibble. FML
inthesticks
Nice catch
Took, I took my son fishing. We ended the night at the ER. FML
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Inkoseh 33
In soviet Russia, Fish catch YOU!
Henry8cooper 15
Picking your fights carefully is an art. Next time you should try to catch something you can handle - like fish'n'chips
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Henry8cooper 15
Picking your fights carefully is an art. Next time you should try to catch something you can handle - like fish'n'chips
Inkoseh 33
In soviet Russia, Fish catch YOU!
jbuckets_404 39
Been there, done that! Of course, it was a 30-yo reel/ rod set that I happily replaced with brand-new. :D
BurnInDemonFire 39
Yeah, I lost my rod when I went fishing, too. It's not arousing at all.
alycion 39
What did you hook? I know someone who lost their rod to a grouper. Guess our really didn’t want to be dinner that night.
themetropolitan 19
That poor fish is gonna slowly die with a hook stuck in his mouth :.(