Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Not my best day
Today, I went fishing and the game warden stopped and asked for my license, only to find out I'd let it expire. He told me if I went and got it renewed, I wouldn’t get a ticket. On the way to get a new fishing license, I got pulled over and given a ticket for expired inspection. FML
Today, I found out that the "IRS scam" that I ignored last week was actually not a scam, and now I have a warrant out for me. FML
Detained
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Bass Pro Shops reject
Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML
Today, I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest because a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address and I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML
Patterned
Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML
Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML
Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML
Gangsta
Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML
Nope, no thanks
Today, I found out that I have to appear in juvenile court because I refused to go visit my dad, even though it was court ordered. FML
Top comments
OhzTP 7
seems legit.
cc_the_beast 6
You deserve to be behind bars! Imagine how those fish felt being caught by an unlicensed angler!!!
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Comments (242)
ramboman19 8
Well I think an arrest is a bit much....
mrjude 3
Usually not having a license leads to a fine. Do you know what happens if you don't pay your fine in most places? They put a warrant out for your arrest. That is likely the case here.
kcircuses2 4
did you catch any fish?
mthammer 4
I don't think it's illegal to put a metal hook in the water, so ya they probably caught something
guitarbeast 22
thats why you buy a fish from the store and bring it back to your wife
itsalanis 25
theres a line where a crime begins to be worthy of a warrant. this is below it.
Friaza 29
I'm wondering if "line" was a pun as in fishing line :3
ty4nier 16
you dont know how many times hes done it and its a legit law. in Florida you're not allowed to fish without a license.
iJiZinURsis 1
That sucks man. That shit always happens here in Texas
TheSchizoPsycho 5
at least* sorry I hate this auto correct shit
thantomaniac 0
Dam
redbluegreen 41
Wow, you sound like a real catch.
omgcookeys 15
Fish killer! you just tear up their mouths with those evil hooks of yours and then holing them in air till they die. that's a nice way to have fun huh?
TheeJulie 0
if people don't fish then fish will become over populated and disrupt the food chain. fisherman are not murders.
JennaMarie420 2
A lot of people catch and release anyway. But in my area it's a law to kill a certain fish because the state doesn't want it over populating. Fishing has been around a long time. Its a sport and it's good eatin. Don't get your undies in a bunch.
gTOtheT 7
fish are awesome and taste delicious!
omgcookeys 15
fisherman are murderers because they took the life of the fish, catch and release still involves hooks. and I never liked to eat fish, if I did I wouldnt have commented this, to me, it tastes gross. and, there are fish farms, they made those fish to kill them, that's fine, they owe their lives to them, but why kill more, for your own pleasure? or to save a buck? nice to know killing another saves you a green piece of paper.
JennaMarie420 2
So you don't eat any meat? Cows are raised to die. To feed us. Its part of life. Its been going on since there was man. Get used to it cause it's not gonna change.
j_cat187 20
so u consider tools evil as well as the traditional act of obtaining food evil?
gTOtheT 7
I don't kill the fish I eat them already dead!
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
166- so u consider bonding time with my father while fishing evil? its not to save a buck, and just shut up please
omgcookeys 15
I did not realize it would upset so many people, I have no clue how to delete comments so, don't get all upset about my opinion that I realize should have never been typed up and sent for the world to disagree with.
MMachina1 0
Fish farms are horrible to the environment and most of the time they have more pollutants in them then fish from the dirtiest waters!
SnigglePoop 3
So your having a bitch because you don't like the taste of fish? Get over yourself.
x_KL_x 7
Never thought you'd get caught?......