handyman13
United States
Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Albion, United States
Not my best day
Today, I went fishing and the game warden stopped and asked for my license, only to find out I'd let it expire. He told me if I went and got it renewed, I wouldn’t get a ticket. On the way to get a new fishing license, I got pulled over and given a ticket for expired inspection. FML
dawg
Stuart, United States
Today, I found out that the "IRS scam" that I ignored last week was actually not a scam, and now I have a warrant out for me. FML
emptypockets
Sydney, Australia
Detained
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Anonymous
New Rochelle, United States
Bass Pro Shops reject
Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML
novapine
Staffordsville, United States
Today, I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest because a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address and I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML
jhughes1997
Decatur, United States
Patterned
Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML
Anonymous
Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML
lalala
United Kingdom
Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML
Wolf
Gangsta
Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nope, no thanks
Today, I found out that I have to appear in juvenile court because I refused to go visit my dad, even though it was court ordered. FML
Top comments
OhzTP 7
seems legit.
cc_the_beast 6
You deserve to be behind bars! Imagine how those fish felt being caught by an unlicensed angler!!!
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Comments (242)
Calyx_fml 22
You deserve the death penalty.
broomhildo 19
I bet you're regretting not paying a small fee for a license now.
LemonShrubStalli 5
YDI, bro.
dirtymikentheboy_fml 0
You deered to kill the kings dare
ilovepotatoes419 14
loser
KYLAisaBITCH 4
woulda sucked if it was your own pond... but ya know youre supposed to have license to fish...
jshicksSN 0
thats ******* retarded and uncalled for. I could understand if you were a poacher and such....?
cherrygirl2010 0
did you show up for court?
leckert2 0
only illegal if your on a boat
aznman1213 1
lol I got a ticket for not having a license...I was tight too