handyman13
United States
Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Albion, United States
Not my best day
Today, I went fishing and the game warden stopped and asked for my license, only to find out I'd let it expire. He told me if I went and got it renewed, I wouldn’t get a ticket. On the way to get a new fishing license, I got pulled over and given a ticket for expired inspection. FML
dawg
Stuart, United States
Today, I found out that the "IRS scam" that I ignored last week was actually not a scam, and now I have a warrant out for me. FML
emptypockets
Sydney, Australia
Detained
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Anonymous
New Rochelle, United States
Bass Pro Shops reject
Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML
novapine
Staffordsville, United States
Today, I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest because a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address and I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML
jhughes1997
Decatur, United States
Patterned
Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML
Anonymous
Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML
lalala
United Kingdom
Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML
Wolf
Gangsta
Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nope, no thanks
Today, I found out that I have to appear in juvenile court because I refused to go visit my dad, even though it was court ordered. FML
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OhzTP 7
seems legit.
cc_the_beast 6
You deserve to be behind bars! Imagine how those fish felt being caught by an unlicensed angler!!!
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mdmenchaca 5
criminals like you digust me!!!!
Fakeddd 0
I was smuggling mexicans into Texas without a license. Didn't get caught.
HumanWiki 8
Go **** yourself 27.
kukri187 12
No, you have a warrant for your arrest because you received a ticket and never paid the fine.
emowillis11 0
this is why I hate the law
enopola 5
Police do not issue warrants, the court system does. So either Judge issued this warrant, or a Officer applied for and was granted a warrant by the court. A court at least in my state is elected officials, so if I was going to complain I would have to take some of the blame for electing a judge that would grant that warrant.
sunflower226 0
they don't arrest you for that; they just ticket you. unless they wrote you a ticket and you didn't pay it...
xxceliaxx14 0
merp. [:
meat1 2
you didn't go to court and that's why you have a warrant. the cops give you a ticket and a court date. judges issue warrants, not cops.
fogrunner 13
**** the fish's lives.