handyman13
United States
Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Albion, United States
Not my best day
Today, I went fishing and the game warden stopped and asked for my license, only to find out I'd let it expire. He told me if I went and got it renewed, I wouldn’t get a ticket. On the way to get a new fishing license, I got pulled over and given a ticket for expired inspection. FML
dawg
Stuart, United States
Today, I found out that the "IRS scam" that I ignored last week was actually not a scam, and now I have a warrant out for me. FML
emptypockets
Sydney, Australia
Detained
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Anonymous
New Rochelle, United States
Bass Pro Shops reject
Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML
novapine
Staffordsville, United States
Today, I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest because a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address and I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML
jhughes1997
Decatur, United States
Patterned
Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML
Anonymous
Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML
lalala
United Kingdom
Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML
Wolf
Gangsta
Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nope, no thanks
Today, I found out that I have to appear in juvenile court because I refused to go visit my dad, even though it was court ordered. FML
Top comments
OhzTP 7
seems legit.
cc_the_beast 6
You deserve to be behind bars! Imagine how those fish felt being caught by an unlicensed angler!!!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (242)
DCFan 9
STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!!!! haha (Liar Liar reference)
xxceliaxx14 0
omg I'm in love with you :) amazing movie. I always quote from the movie
DCFan 9
And I love you.
FML_in_general 0
FYL cuz of a stupid law, YDI for doing it anyway
Shashieannio007 0
I feel dumb, but what is YDI?
SpeechQween94 14
It means you deserve it
thelastlucifer 17
if your commercial fishing, ydi, if your just having fun, fyl
omgcookeys 15
how is murder fun? -_-"
Person1233 13
Murder? It's a ******* FISH.
JesusFishTaco 5
Damn PETA queers.
schmelia 10
42 - Fish actually have quite complex nervous system, so their ability to feel pain is similar to ours. This is of more concern than whether or not the fish ultimately dies.
Bradley_Dillon 39
You're the first one to think about commercial fishing. I think that he was going more than personal fishing.
glcerio 0
lil rebel u
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Yeah, the fishing law is pretty stupid. you're better off going to Wal-Mart and getting a year license for $15. or get a lifetime for around $175
MangoRico1 1
let's see if you like being put In the can !
Hi_I_am_Q 0
Hmmm... getting butt raped in jail for fishing... that's new.
vickill 0
hahaha dude that sucks
gchartier90 0
looks like you caught yourself in trouble there ha ha ha
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
uhhh no not really funny...
AmethystRain 20
You were too lazy to go into Gander Mountain or Wal-Mart to pay $10 for a fishing license that literally takes 5 minutes to get, and now you're bitching because you got in trouble for not following the same rules that everyone else has to follow? Wish I could say you have my sympathy but... nope.