Today, I was delivering the HiLux my dad bought for my brother's birthday. At a red light, my bitter ex-girlfriend saw me and threw a roadworks sign at me, breaking the driver's side window. My brother insists I probably did it myself out of jealousy, so our dad is making me pay for the repair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
Today, my dad is too old to drive, period, and yet while I was at work my wife thought it was a good idea to let him try her new Mercedes, which by the way I bought and insured. He used the accelerator like he was driving a shitbox Nissan and destroyed our local kebab shop's big front window and door. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I was reversing my brother's car out of a driveway. I turned to my friend in the passenger seat and said, "Check it out, I'm so good at reversing!" Next minute there's a huge bang. I had just reversed into a tree and shattered the windscreen. FML
Today, while I was working replacing a windshield, some jerk off hit my truck. A truck carrying 2k in glass, including the windshield I was about to install. The driver gets out and says, "Sorry man, I had to text my girlfriend." FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. Out of nowhere, a huge, apparently suicidal bird dove into the windshield, putting a crack in it. My father yelled at me as if it was my fault, and is demanding I pay for the repairs. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
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cacheson 42
Uh… file a police report?
TwoBytesCarley 27
That is destruction of property. Document everything and file a police report. If you don’t want to do that, at the very least take the ex to small claims court to get HER to pay for the damage she did. Small claims court is usually $15-100 to file and is self defended (no lawyers) so it’s manageable and much more efficient than regular court. Your ex should not get away with destroying property and attacking you! That is abusive behaviour.
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cacheson 42
Uh… file a police report?
TwoBytesCarley 27
That is destruction of property. Document everything and file a police report. If you don’t want to do that, at the very least take the ex to small claims court to get HER to pay for the damage she did. Small claims court is usually $15-100 to file and is self defended (no lawyers) so it’s manageable and much more efficient than regular court. Your ex should not get away with destroying property and attacking you! That is abusive behaviour.
RichardPencil 32
A HiLux? Isn't that the cookie that's a low-budget knock-off of an Oreo?
Sagar Nair 12
Its a pickup truck.
RichardPencil 32
Oh, shit! I just put down a $5,000 down payment on a Hydrox!