Katxx93
United Kingdom
Today, I was so tired I somehow managed to use black false eyelash glue instead of my liquid eyeliner. Every time I sneeze my eyes become glued shut. FML
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Gwenevier 29
Sorry bro, gotta call BS on this one. Eyelash glue dries completely after a solid 5 minutes, and then it’s not sticky to the touch anymore.
mt21mt 15
Maybe you should wash that off.
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Comments (16)
Akitakat 31
... & they said, you have no talent.
Dave_Davington 34
So your eyes are glued shut. I for one cannot think of a more perfect excuse for a lie down.
Lobby_Bee 18
Just don't shut your eyes when you sneeze. It is as simple as that.
worldclassrager 41
Mark them...
mt21mt 15
Maybe you should wash that off.
neuronerd 29
As someone who uses both liquid liner and eyelash glue, I'm asking how? Unless it's completely different in the UK, those seem impossible to mix up.
IndigoPhlo 6
My lash glue looks like a tube of liquid liner. Has a super thin brush applicator in a tube of black liquid. However, this can't happen to me because I use a felt-tip liner pen.
manb91uk 22
Stay the **** away from Weeping Angels! You will NOT survive!
Glowworm56 27
"Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good luck."
chessu 21
If you were so tired why even bother with the eyeliner?
thatslifeiguess7 16
Has the thought of urgent care come to mind? If that stuff gets into your eyes you could go blind.
sweetbliss3 37
can't you wash it off? and why are you that tired that you can't see correctly?