Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
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Psycho_Babydoll 26
All I can say is, good on you for divorcing the bastard. And F that poor baby's life for having him for a father.
Eaglestrike117 29
Be glad you're gonna be rid of him.
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Comments (131)
chels1994 11
That poor kid is gonna be born to a man ***** of a father... im really sorry, OP but yure much better off and you deserve better
chilla4m3 6
Aren't you glad this man will be out of your life soon since you DON"T have children together if you choose once the divorce is finalized you could be rid of him for the rest of your life
perdix 31
At least you know who's fault it was that you couldn't conceive. He must be pretty hot that at least three women want to **** him at the same time. Oh, well, your loss in the Hot Sex Dept, but it's better for your mental health. Try a nerd next time!
SeedlessMe 13
Hahahaa wow dude. Harsh. Funny as hell, but still.. Wow ;)
WordSmyth 2
His tank must've been on "E" when he tried with her.
purebliss7 6
your a dick. that was a asshole of a comment.
jaredofmo 22
Hurry up with those papers, then!
wisese 0
You really dodged a bullet. Would you want a kid with this loser? Now you have the chance to try for a kid with a decent human being, and a man who's fit to be a father.
leadman1989 16
What a rake! >:(
ikickgingers 15
That's my favorite word, damn you.
leadman1989 16
Lol... I learned it from the best. I can't seem to recall whom that might have been. >:p
wisese 0
You get two internets for proper usage and application of the word "rake"! :)
luvliidee21 5
Men! Can't live with them... that's it. Fyl at least you didnt have a baby with him!
ohmandapants 17
Did he also find out that he has an STD?
heyyy464 1
Sounds like you dodged a bullet
SkardeyKat 3
Damn what an asshole! Poor kid, life's dealing him a bad hand from the beginning. You're better off without this loser, op.