Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
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Psycho_Babydoll 26
All I can say is, good on you for divorcing the bastard. And F that poor baby's life for having him for a father.
Eaglestrike117 29
Be glad you're gonna be rid of him.
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Comments (131)
ReesesPuffs 0
Chop his dick off with an axe.
chelseaaababyyy 17
thats what i did ! .. i mean *would* do, thats what i would do..
ikickgingers 15
You ladies scare me. This is not easy.
KiddNYC1O 22
My ******* dick cringed after reading that LOL.
flockz 20
next time i have an unecessary boner, remind me that people out there are willing to mutilate my rod with an axe. damn people you scary.
XxDeadlyAngelxX 0
Well, you could always cut it off with an axe then throw it down a garbage disposal. :)
ReesesPuffs 0
Chop his dick off with an axe.
saIty 17
It's sad when people you know become people you knew.
Alex94xela 0
WOW op's husband is an asshole. Good thing this happened she will probably get more stuff from the divorce since she has proof of him cheating.
ajjucool 0
wow.. we got another chuck norris.. married and cheating on wife with a girl friend.. and cheating on girl friend with yet anitger girl friend who is pregnant.. i bet he goes around saying he is single!
PeachyJinx 7
This is some Jerry Springer shit -___-
12chris 0
So your husband is having a kid with the woman that is cheating on the woman that he is cheating on you with? Rough
MaddyHatter 8
Man, you should have a lifetime TV series.
JadeWalker 14
abortion before its to late. or better yet keep it, and take his money
zombicidal 11
OP isn't the pregnant one
zombicidal 11
at least OP isn't the pregnant one