Today, I’m camping in the middle of nowhere and my mom wrote me not one, but two emails asking where my car keys are, because she needs to move my car. She apparently did not think to check in the key cabinet first. You know, the one where we keep… keys. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I got a call from my grandmother saying she locked her keys in the car and I needed to bring her the spares. After an hour bus ride, involving me missing my stop and getting temporarily lost, I arrived and handed her the keys. I brought the wrong ones. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML
Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML
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Chazzster 32
At least presumably you were able to clue mom in on the keys location. Don’t let this spoil your trip. With everyone being in near constant electronic communication range, sometimes people forget to think through problems for themselves and, for example, look where the (spare?) keys are supposed to be.
Paul Hendry 10
just reply to her and forget about it - it shouldnt ruin your trip.. :/ its not as if you are busy on a holiday
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Chazzster 32
At least presumably you were able to clue mom in on the keys location. Don’t let this spoil your trip. With everyone being in near constant electronic communication range, sometimes people forget to think through problems for themselves and, for example, look where the (spare?) keys are supposed to be.
Paul Hendry 10
just reply to her and forget about it - it shouldnt ruin your trip.. :/ its not as if you are busy on a holiday