Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML
Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, I was stalking my Bumble match’s Instagram feed before I said hello. I went to tap for sound on a video of him getting his backside tattooed but accidentally double-tapped and liked the video. Sound turned on and I realized I liked a video of him farting. Couldn’t say hello after that. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
Today, while taking a slow night at my waitressing job, I thought I heard the sound of crying coming from the kitchen. I rushed in, thinking something terrible had happened. Nope, the bus boy was just watching porn on his phone with no headphones. FML
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML
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ananas99_fml 10
How did she react?? lol
Setareh23 34
Now if she still friends you on FaceBook, you know you've got a keeper. Would've loved to see everyone's faces, hehe.
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Comments (125)
ananas99_fml 10
How did she react?? lol
wlddog 14
I am sure she asked him if he wanted to make his own pornhub video. That is always how it happens in the **** movies.
aalijahraj 10
Better always use Private Browsing feature in browsers dude
dmahen 10
Private browsing will still keeps the site open unless you close the tab or exit private browsing. That's how it's in iOS at least.
2757240 12
Not if you have an ap that puts u on the net that its private, plus you can download them and watch it whether you have service or not and after 4 hours of not being in the ap it closes all pages out, and you can use a pw to use the ap. don't judge my kids do what ever they can on my phone passwords are a huge benefit
yoyoforpeace 14
For a second I thought he had searched her name and she came up on pornhub...but that's just me I guess...
Wimoweh 10
Google should put that in their reasons to use incognito widow in chrome.
devonisthebest 7
This guy sounds like a hardcore **** watcher
buckstop1 37
#66, I assume you are referring to TOR?
Setareh23 34
Now if she still friends you on FaceBook, you know you've got a keeper. Would've loved to see everyone's faces, hehe.
clever_name_here 7
Nice reference. Bravo to you.
Purpl3_Ninja 5
Well that's embarrassing... On the bright side, your hand will never judge you!
Meme1988 18
Yea, but it still stupid, once you are done (bookmark it) and delete it from from the open tabs!
Dairyking 8
Or just use a video app specifically for this purpose. One app for your happy time, with a number lock, that is separate from safari, and then safari, which you use for everything else. Problem solved!
asb818 14
Time to learn to close your apps and delete your browsing history.
brammerderambam 8
Yes, or well turn the volume down
MuseFan1991 14
or just wait til he got home to add her? or am i just old fashioned by not having facebook at my fingertips?
red_headforlife 15
Maybe you should save that stuff for the computer. Or delete your history.
M3DIC4T3 29
And risk getting a virus? Never!
gntfmlingnow 12
There's apps for private browsing that are basically designed for use with ****. Mobile does have a lot of advantages over using your computer, but OP should be more careful.
Eivana 37
Never leave that stuff open! That is begging for a humiliating moment! But I hope she found it funny and didn't overreact.
VeganVampyre 27
Yeah, I was thinking he was kind of asking for it, leaving a **** video open in his browser. Had to know that was gonna happen. Murphy's law and all.
shadowedpixie 19
Always close before you doze....
CallMeMcFeelii 14
That's the best advice for anyone who uses their iPhone for ****. Personally I always keep a safe page up, just incase I forget to close it.
Soloman212 28
Well 73, then you'd have to remember to switch to the safe page.
delaneyluke 5
BUSTed
Axipiter 24
Here we go again...
Zebediabolical 45
I bet she CLAMmed up!
purpl3fac371 5
,,,wow nothing flies past you, champ
Axipiter 24
8, what did I tell you!? Just GIVE up already!
finch01 18
ideas for later
Becomelaced 5
Atta boy