Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
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Psycho_Babydoll 26
All I can say is, good on you for divorcing the bastard. And F that poor baby's life for having him for a father.
Eaglestrike117 29
Be glad you're gonna be rid of him.
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Comments (131)
lolmigosh 15
Your man is a HUGE player :p
Steve95401 49
It sounds like OP's soon-to-be-ex-husband is definitely thinking with his head ... but it's not the one attached to his shoulders.
heyred 11
I know that you feel that your heart is breaking but remember - you will not be tethered to him with a child. You'll move on and be blessed soon enough.
doubleodoggy 0
That's really confusing
siahbean 1
At least hes not your problem anymore! :)
watawataboy 6
That really sucks but.... He is a boss
lakebitch01 0
On the bright side.... That bastard child of his, is proof he cheated. Alimony, sweet heart.
purebliss7 6
thank God your getting out of that jerry springer episode! sorry about your luck, your better off without that loser.
wildfiresgirl 7
Your soon-to-be ex is a hoe