Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
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Top comments
Psycho_Babydoll 26
All I can say is, good on you for divorcing the bastard. And F that poor baby's life for having him for a father.
Eaglestrike117 29
Be glad you're gonna be rid of him.
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Comments (131)
mba1256 0
Pimps gonna pimp
Jewdazking23 5
I think the word you were looking for was *****
sheaintu 5
u know it's good u never had one with him becuz now u can shut him out of ur life.
theonlysweetpea 10
It would suck if the other women didn't know about OP or the other girls. If they didn't, OP
sixspades 0
Just remember that not all guys are like this.. Women do it too ._.
Jewdazking23 5
Up his. he needs to learn how to respect the women. Otherwise he can go back to being a total a-hole
asianfighter 4
At least you know that you won't be the one with the STD.
peachyhoney 0
Damn I was in the same situation but was engaged at the time. **** that dude and be happy your getting rid of his no good ass
hahaomgufail 1
f his life because the pregnancy issue obviously had something to do with you and not him. just think all the years he wasted with you. YDI
Helldemon 32
@77 You're garbage to say something like that to someone who didn't deserve what happened to them.
GypsyRover 0
Rot in hell degenerate. I hope it happens to you.
abbyhoneywaffles 11
:(
roseXthorns 8
Chop his nuts off and brand him "Cheater"