morgan_love11
United States
Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my recent breakouts. It's "Volcano Face." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
5minsolder
United States
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Anonymous
Today, I was watching my 2-year-old sister in the bathtub. As she was splashing, she stopped, and pointed at the "owie" on my head. I told her it was okay, and that it was just a pimple. She said, "Wow, you have a lot of pimples!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
blotchy-girl
New Zealand
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML
Anonymous
Wallasey, United Kingdom
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Anonymous
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to find a huge zit directly between my two eyebrows. My friends have started calling me "The North Star." FML
honutattoo
United States
Today, I finally came home from a semester of college, and all my parents and sister can talk about is how bad my acne has gotten. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fight me
Today, I gave my sister some Lubriderm for a skin condition we share. While she was applying the lotion I joking said, "Wouldn't it be funny if it made it worse?" Guess who got punched in the face, twice, because it did. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Anonymous
How nice of them.
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
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apolo_fml 0
oh boy, nobody should be made fun of for acne. all I can say is to try and keep your face clean, I guess.
volleyballNinja 0
and I guess it's not your fault. try nutregena rapid clear acne gel. it works so well! it may sting, but they go away!
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Comments (256)
marie_yuh100 3
I used to call my brother that when I was younger. just tell her that karmas a bitch.
lovelyred 0
lol call him penis face in return.
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
number 2 Damn ur finee
awhsum 0
I agree(:
seanreddog 4
I disagree(:
LexaDear 0
I somewhat disagree with your disgreement.
aback 5
Start calling her "Lincoln Tunnel", "Crab Boil", or "How Much?". Don't be such a pussy.
ke59100 1
proactiv
Cassie17_fml 0
@30 thank you :)
281go 4
ha volcano faces..... never heard that one before.....
DiNgO_lOvE 0
im sorry... try some proactive dude
iknowimawesome 13
lol that's nice
CareFace 16
Set her on fire.