Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Doppelganger
Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
Godammit Ursula!
Today, I found out that my sister has been telling people I’ve been dead for the last 3 months, to cover up the fact she used me to commit identity fraud. We’re identical twins. FML
Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML
Nice
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
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d3zno0tz 0
if this is so, it must be your personality that makes you "the ugly one"
takeapieandrun 9
Whoever calls you that is an idiot...
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Comments (72)
behnke40 4
get a make over
mkrone 0
on the inside she ugly
bfad2010 0
maybe they could just call the other twin "the pretty one" that would be less harsh than calling u "the ugly one" hah
iazy9 14
you should ttoo bitch
XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0
95, at least she posts a picture of herself unlike you. By the way she looks fine so back off. You dont need to ruins others lives just because you dont got one.
BadMofeelius 0
Because "you don't got one"? Sorry honey, you don't 'have' a life. Do our school systems do ANYTHING anymore?
bfad2010 0
110- she doesn't have a life because she worded a sentence incorrectly? good one man
iloveyouu_24 0
110, This coming from the guy who wrote "it ain't easy bein' cheesy" You shouldn't call out on other people's grammar.!! -_-
takeapieandrun 9
Whoever calls you that is an idiot...
BisFitty 7
how the hell do you know? she COULD very well be the ugarooney
auzzrage 1
I'm going to say 14 is also an idiot...
chippa 24
What if her hair's a mess, she wears no make-up, her clothes are trash, she has poor hygene, and her twin is the polar opposite? Think a little.
chippa 24
And she might be fat.
hopelessxdesign 5
okay, the fact that you said "she wears no make-up" bothers me. i've seen girls that look fine without make up. not everyone has to wear make up to look good.
mnkforever 0
89*
XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0
or maybe they both look the same and the person is just stupid. and um plenty of my friends dont wear make-up including me alot of the time and we all look fine
chippa 24
I never said girls who don't wear make-up are ugly. My point is, make-up is a beauty enhancer. If one person doesn't wear make-up and a second person who looks the same DOES wear make-up, the second person is more than likely going to look prettier as long as it is applied correctly.
pimpedout900 0
100 is wrong again I've seen a lot of girls that look horrible in makeup and look a million times better with out
zendaddy0 0
that's because they put it on wrong ps thats what she said
mcxhunni 0
100- just shut the **** up
atitud3 12
If you put too much makeup on then yes it looks like complete horse shit, but if you do it right it looks good.
auzzrage 1
does that make sense?
SeasonedLemur 5
No in the physical sense, she probably eats more crap and dresses worse than her twin.
muhaidib 2
it's true, I know two girls who are identical twins and one of them is much prettier than the other
maskedman 9
Or she has a mole on her face.
azhein 0
I'm an identical twin. we used to look the exact same but now we don't because he is tiny and I workout. plus he has long hair and stuff.
dre_bro11 12
No two people can look the same. They may be identical twins, but although most people can't tell the difference, I'm sure their parents and themselves can see a massive one!
technochik3 12
a mole is actually known as a beauty mark.
d3zno0tz 0
if this is so, it must be your personality that makes you "the ugly one"
bariforlife 0
^agree
pyro119 0
Get a boob job, everybody will love you then :)
GoingLesbian 0
-.- Srsly dude?
Alexxcunningham 0
you just gave the reason why her name is "goinglesbian" xD
Faleni 4
like goinglesbian said...really? lol that's your advice? I'm hoping it was a joke lol
Mapholisto 7
Not the men I know.
SkateboardGirl88 11
f you man
nikki9tails 3
Why hello goinglesbian :)
pyro119 0
hahaha daaaang people chill out it was a joke ;)
YtotsDI 0
not funny I have small boobs and I am constantly teased because of it and yes I considered getting a boob job but I would rather not have people cutting and slicing at my breasts tyvm
SchiTzenGiglez 0
Yayy, lesbians and boob jobs..... McDonalds baby, I'm lovin it!
angelo8320 0
personality I guess
Perksofbeingawal 0
No body is ugly. And I'm sure you have other assets that are better than hers! Maybe you're smarter. :) I'd take intelligence over appearance any day.
skid123 0
agreed with no.54
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
I find it hard to trust or believe anyone that uses a picture of Kim K to represent themselves she doesn't go after smart guys, just guys with money.....
bloobelly 0
spoken like a true ugly person...
zendaddy0 0
BEAUTY jesus only has soo much guess who drew the short straw
scottovious 0
Show more *******... Oh, and put out.
Mapholisto 7
That is the most moronic piece of advice I have read so far.
WaylonD 4
What's wrong with putting out? I agree, she needs to!
noto_fml 0
Well are you??
SchiTzenGiglez 0
I know right. let's see a picture or something
noto_fml 0
Well are you??