morgan_love11
United States
Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my recent breakouts. It's "Volcano Face." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
5minsolder
United States
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Anonymous
Today, I was watching my 2-year-old sister in the bathtub. As she was splashing, she stopped, and pointed at the "owie" on my head. I told her it was okay, and that it was just a pimple. She said, "Wow, you have a lot of pimples!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
blotchy-girl
New Zealand
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML
Anonymous
Wallasey, United Kingdom
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Anonymous
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to find a huge zit directly between my two eyebrows. My friends have started calling me "The North Star." FML
honutattoo
United States
Today, I finally came home from a semester of college, and all my parents and sister can talk about is how bad my acne has gotten. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fight me
Today, I gave my sister some Lubriderm for a skin condition we share. While she was applying the lotion I joking said, "Wouldn't it be funny if it made it worse?" Guess who got punched in the face, twice, because it did. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Anonymous
How nice of them.
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
Top comments
apolo_fml 0
oh boy, nobody should be made fun of for acne. all I can say is to try and keep your face clean, I guess.
volleyballNinja 0
and I guess it's not your fault. try nutregena rapid clear acne gel. it works so well! it may sting, but they go away!
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Comments (256)
Watson_Goes_Hard 0
Agreed with #179.
romskiies 0
lol beastish Ra I tried that once on mortal kombat vs dc I got slaughtered lol eh I'm more of a shoot em up kinda guy but ufc is beastly, as is red dead lol
5t3ff1k4h 47
uhh... yeah. that's what siblings do. they piss their brothers and sisters off... deal with it. its life.
cmac86 24
if she's big, or her name is Helen, or if she has acne call her Mount St. Helens. or pick your favorite volcano. oh hell, just call her that anyway!
jessxoxo28 5
aw, your sister sucks :/
biomassive 0
i guess youre really active... whens the next eruption?
Decofdy 0
you should throw food at her face and then laugh when he wakes up the next morning with "pizza face" as my sister call it.
ynnhoj 2
watch out youes about to explode!!! quit bitching.
1337chick 4
Haha. My friend used to call me Mt. Vesuvius. Don't worry, babe, it'll clear up :)
atok 0
throw her in a vat of bacon grease and see who is volcano face then.
stephylovex 0
try the medicine acutane. it has a lot of side effects but i just finished and i dont have one pimple on my face. it works like magic