Today, I finally came home from a semester of college, and all my parents and sister can talk about is how bad my acne has gotten. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML
Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
Today, I realized my acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of my friends in a group photo except me. FML
Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML
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Top comments
neverStopLaughin 0
Well that sucks. I'm sorry that's all they care about, maybe go hang with other family or friends until they realize is not that big of a deal
Derek321 2
I'm sorry man. I had cystic acne a few years ago. I finally had to use acutane, so I haven't had a pimple in years now, though my skin is always dry. I feel your pain... -Ty
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Comments (60)
andyourpointis 0
haha at least they notice that rather than some other epic change acne is temporary, so thts always a plus
swaneh 0
Maybe the acne WAS an epic change. Either that or they need an excuse to talk about something having to do with you. Maybe you're just too boring.
andyourpointis 0
or perhaps they cant help but talk about you and its the newest change?
leoofbodom 0
LET PEOPLE **** ON YOUR FACE IT HELPS ACNE
J0gby 0
that only works if you are gay
neverStopLaughin 0
Well that sucks. I'm sorry that's all they care about, maybe go hang with other family or friends until they realize is not that big of a deal
leoofbodom 0
MAYBE JUST LET GUYS **** ON HER
andyourpointis 0
...i think you have an admirerer honutattoo
Venge_fml 0
Well, they could always talk about how bad your grammar has got.
patticake1601 0
you beat me to it! At college and still can't manage to use proper grammar.
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
uh-oh, it's the Badass High Schooler Whiny Grammar Queen of the Day! While other kids his age are out having healthy and fulfilling lives, this guy right here spends all his free time and weekend nights correcting grammar on insignificant leisure websites, thinking it gives him a purpose in life! Sadly he does not realize that no one cares, this is a joke website where it doesn't matter, and he will turn out to be a pedophile/shut in/deranged loner in his older years! So we salute you, Grammar Queen! We hope you enjoyed this one moment in time where you took the razor off your wrists, got all giddy, commented on grammar, and sat back waiting for praise from other commenters on this website!
Starfire22 5
..... Like you have room to talk about grammar?
waterynuggets 0
Lol @ #10. Delicious irony
Venge_fml 0
Damn...Try my hand at observational humor and the angst squad ambushes me. I'll have to be more subtle... Hee hee. That guy has acne laaaawl.
expen_dable 0
LMAO at Kaleidoscope eyes. But now that guy is probably going to shoot up a school or post a Myspace bulletin about how he wants to kill himself. "Wait, people DON'T think I'm a genius for correcting grammar on FMylife.com?? I thought people would be so in awe of my intelligence, they would freeze at their keyboards!"
expen_dable 0
Wait, so Kaleidoscope writes ONE comment making fun of people who nitpick at grammar, and HE needs a life, but the people who sit on Fmylife all day correcting grammar don't? Someone has some twisted logic...
lem0n_fml 0
Wow, Back_in_action, you decided to be a pretentious little snob because someone made a hilarious comment about grammar nazis. Take your own advice. And lighten up a bit. :)
happyhak 5
Lol haha! #10 owns! Seriously, this is a website for fun, no one gives a crap about grammer...
RebekahBrooke 9
back in action, you need a treadmill ;D and #10 I love youuu(: grammar nazis are annoying. but useful when funny.
karagarren 8
wow..60 is a bitch queen. ten was Lolz
piqqu 0
if it makes you feel any better, you're not alone! :P
Sarunas23 0
aww...well at least yur parents think of your looks not yur brain :DDD
Derek321 2
I'm sorry man. I had cystic acne a few years ago. I finally had to use acutane, so I haven't had a pimple in years now, though my skin is always dry. I feel your pain... -Ty
danii_s2 0
lmao #10. thank you. 7
hedgehogs 0
This is a mean and juvenile way of expressing that they feel threatened by your new independence and knowledge.
FritoLovesYou 0
Your grammar too, apparently.