Today, I woke up to find a huge zit directly between my two eyebrows. My friends have started calling me "The North Star." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
Today, I have a gigantic zit inside my left nostril. Good news: no one can see it and no need for makeup on it. Bad news: my nose really itches, and I constantly feel like I'm about to sneeze it out like a foreign object. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my recent breakouts. It's "Volcano Face." FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
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Top comments
kAPISH 29
"Yeah well, atleast I'm a star!"
devildog562 33
At least you won't get lost at night ?
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Comments (63)
crunchycheeto99 11
I felt special clicking I agree your life sucks first..
hacksaw246 24
I feel even better to down vote this comment.
Khaleesi_26 30
A little ance cream and cover up should help!. We all get it so no need to feel embarassed Op
urdirtyolduncle 15
I hate it when that happens. It's like they have a mind of their own.
Lanker 17
#23 Stop threadjacking on every FML. It's getting annoying.
urdirtyolduncle 15
^^ohh, that's why all of my comments get thumbed down. I can think of another place you people can stick that thumb in.
OhWhoCares 42
Yeah! Everyone has had a pimple at one point in their life! I used to get terrible acne a few years ago. It was all stress related. If you haven't yet OP, try getting a medicated cream with 2.5% salicylic acid in it, it should dry the pimple up! Also a little neosporin before you go to bed should soothe away the redness/pain after! :)
IndicaPaincakes 28
It could be on the tip of your nose? This has happened to me plenty. Sorry, OP. It will go away with time.
wellthen7154 12
Yea, if nothing else, you can always dab a bit of cover-up on it so it won't look so bad. If it makes you feel better, I once had one between my eyebrows and one on my chin that were lined up.
DaTerrier 7
Going through this right now... Except I get cysts... I got it right between the eyes and people called be Susan boil
Noelletakumi 36
I feel your burning pain OP. Any time I get a zit it's a real shiner in between my eyebrows as well...in this situation, bangs are your friend.
jamiro11 19
@52 i think you mean an abscess, a cyst doesn't contain pus like a zid, but a liquid, air, or a semi-solid material. sucks either way though :/ I feel the pain OP I have one in my left nostril, and it is now closed shut, I not only look ridiculous I also have problems breathing because of it :( could be worse OP
foxwasalamb 24
71 cysts can be filled with pus.
Joshwarrior 39
Acne is a bitch but hopefully if you use the right creams it'll go away soon
CB_LAZ3 11
Apparently the gel from an Advil liquid gel gets rid of pimples quickly so you could try that!
kAPISH 29
"Yeah well, atleast I'm a star!"
BigLatchZatch 14
"...bitch..."
JocelynKaulitz 28
"The second star to the right, shines with a light that's red." ;)
23lf 16
I feel your pain OP
devildog562 33
At least you won't get lost at night ?
llamaslikesoda 21
Yeah, on the "bright side"
Kyle1dc 17
OP better "wish" that pimple away...
Jared900DUmpling 30
Follow yonder star to find some new friends, OP
SpamPam 18
...Used to laugh and call him names... Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say "OP with your zit so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
martin8337 36
XD
killuhand 12
i have never understood that face. are you dead and grinning? are you squinting? is it an abbreviation for xylophone dioxide?
Chibi_Kitten 24
Atleast it is a north star and not a south star, right?
cryssycakesx3 23
better than the whole galaxy?
ThepurpleCow 19
Well now you can never get lost! Even though you might wanna get that cleared up.
UC_jrmnts 15
I had a friend who had a huge zit on her forehead people made fun of her, calling her an indian woman. Luckily her personality was one where she didn't let those things get to her. she played along and everyone stopped. Try to make a bad situation into a good one and remember, most of us have been there. Soon enough it'll go away :)
MRP360 14
I had a pimple so massive and red on my nose in middle school my sister used to call me rudolph the red nosed reindeer. Unfortunately I was a dumbass and tried to pop it so im left with a small bump where it was for the rest of my life. however dont let it get to you OP, time heals most wounds :)