Today, I was watching my 2-year-old sister in the bathtub. As she was splashing, she stopped, and pointed at the "owie" on my head. I told her it was okay, and that it was just a pimple. She said, "Wow, you have a lot of pimples!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting four kids. I turned the TV on for them, and set the youngest on my lap. She started giggling and pointing at every single pimple I have, exclaiming "Boo-boo!" This went on for half an hour. FML
Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I was babysitting a little boy. I opened up a new bottle of bubbles and it was all goopy and gross so I said, "Eww!" The boy then asked, "What's "ew" mean?" I replied, "Something gross and yucky." Then he pointed at my face and say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!" FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
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Glowworm56 27
2 year olds are hardly ever known for being tactful. I think she was just really curious because she never saw one before. At least she quickly recognized what a pimple looked like.
Shabnam Moghal 14
So is RichardPencil
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Comments (16)
BurnInDemonFire 39
*Ten years later* OP: "Hey, sis. Remember when you said I had a lot of pimples?" Sister: "Uhh, not rea..." OP: "Well you're adopted! And you got burned! I win!"
Justine Malang 16
Meh...
Ilmoran 20
In 10 years, OP can just point out all the pimples her sister gets as she hits puberty.
PenguinPal3017 19
Brother. The account says male, only the 2 year old is female.
pjsr 33
Kids don’t filter
RichardPencil 32
Hey, Zitty, you’ve got to let your sister know that grown-ups don’t point out such things — it’s rude. Can you do that, Pizza Face?
ChromoTec 24
Kids are ruthless
Shabnam Moghal 14
So is RichardPencil
Glowworm56 27
2 year olds are hardly ever known for being tactful. I think she was just really curious because she never saw one before. At least she quickly recognized what a pimple looked like.
chris_lillo 15
Haha my little sister used to do the exact same thing but in much more detail, and she was much older (7, 8 age). You can't let things get to you.
shozainai.me 11
I first read 'sinister'... Would fit too.
Charlie Given 28
Lol toddler's can be little ass' just wait till she's 4 then the fun begins just get it on video then wait till she's a teenager too for some fun revenge 🤔😆
Joey Zarnick 3
A 2 year old cant talk like that lolol. I call bs