Today, I woke up at 10:30 feeling great and saying to myself, "Thank goodness it's the weekend!" I then realized it's Friday and I missed my final. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Today, I woke up at 11:11am. I was happy because I thought it was a sign that it was going to be a good day. I then realized that I was over an hour late for a job interview. FML
Today, after waking up in a panic since I slept through my alarm, I hurriedly got ready and started speeding to work. On the way, I texted my boss to apologize for running late. His response? "It's Saturday." FML
Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML
Today, I decided to sleep in for 5 extra minutes. Those 5 extra minutes became 55 minutes, which, coincidentally, was roughly the length of the midterm I missed. FML
Today, an email appeared in my inbox saying that the final this week that was supposed to be on Saturday has been moved forward to Thursday. It’s Friday. FML
Today, I mistook my boss’s "Have a good weekend!" for "How’s your weekend?" So I replied, "Great so far!" It’s Wednesday. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, I finally got up early enough to get to work on time. I arrived 15 minutes early only to realize that I'd left my work laptop at home. Ended up being 30 minutes late. FML
Today, I found out that I have been studying for the wrong final exam. One more hour until the test. FML
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lovelyred 0
lol way to **** yourself over.
H05T1L3 5
it sucks i had stright A's until this :/ and why is this not showing up in my profile say it got submitted?
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Comments (146)
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
aahahah!! whata sped!
FriesWithASideOf 0
Dang! Ur Beautiful!
clanceyrocks11 0
They are not a sped. Get over yourself.
Cassie17_fml 0
@7 W-O-W lol but thats sweet. i hate when guys tell me im hot or sexy cuz i just say thx. but if a guy calls me beautiful i say thank you! :)
ilovenickmyers 0
if you where dumb enough to miss your final; you probably wouldn't have passed them in the first place:) juss sayin
FriesWithASideOf 0
Actually I was aiming at #1. lol.
seanreddog 4
Haha tardo
bluebladez 0
lol Sean looks like your cats ready for you hahah
seanreddog 4
lol good one
Cassie17_fml 0
@22 yeah i know that. i was just telling my own story
youngrob 0
7, not really
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
dang ur sexi ;)
rosemary1990 0
oh well hope u were doing fine in class or u just failed
arxtizrage2010 0
ha YDI for being an idiot. Try to look at a calender
Snugglez 0
wow that sucks!
tjrocks1294 0
agreed #1 is gorgeous and at least it's still the weekend
BenAmazesYou 0
1 and 71 are beautiful. And, it's called an alarm? Maybe?
seanreddog 4
I was exempt from all my finals except Latin :)
samantha_durano 6
#7 I want your lip ring.
comatoast 0
oh well, you missed your final. you can always get a job flipping burgers for the rest of your life.
porro182 0
38 dont worry.. his gay lol
beer_tears 0
Wow, seriously? That's why i'm so nervous around exam time, I set my alarm earlyyy to make sure i'm up way ahead of time so I don't miss it. I sincerely hope you were doing good in that class and can still pass even though you failed your final :/
knibbsy 4
I've missed a couple finals and still managed great, I'm in grad school now. If you have to take one for the team and blow the professor, then I suggest you do that sooner than later. To pjmanso, you need to cut down on the FMLs before finals week and do something productive like freshmen girls. Partying is great before the end of the semester. Trust me on this and stick with freshmen chicks, they aren't as easy as sophs/upperclassmen. Giggity.
knibbsy 4
^^ *they're much easier than sophs/upperclassmen*
LexSwift 17
1- You really are beautiful.
twist_of_fame93 0
op if only you were smarter than a bag of doorknobs then would it make sense for you to post on fml
samantha_durano 6
110: marry me?
andruha1123 5
******* emos....
sarcasticbitch 7
#7 dang! ur so emo!
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
oh thanks u;)
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
awww thank you ;) and to the guys up there^^
dinorawrous 0
number one is off of Google and if you look closely there's à link on thee bottom .
Freeze_fml 17
That's not #1's real picture. Damn new people.
pingpongpickle 8
#1 can you please just stop talking you are so freaking annoying and that isn't even you in the pic
GinandJenkem 0
Yeah, 22's into those losers that look like him. The degradation of white society, your either a wigger, hardworker, or an emotional loser.
rightonlooser 0
stop flirting on fml losers
rightonlooser 0
stfu. you guys are lonely fags for flirting on fml
PurpleLlamas 0
14-i think you're trying to get ppl to call you pretty
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
um of course it has a link dumbfuck I'm the one who put it there..and its not on google open up ur eyes
pingpongpickle 8
omfg Dino do u think we are stupid ?
rockerguy73 0
bow chicka bow wow :)
iMichaela 0
well that sucks
afatmonkey 0
What sucks is bringing your dog to the vet when suddenly a homeless man attacks you with a condom full of pennies and steals your dog, which he then eats and gives tha ks to the hobo god. Then you go home and find out that someone broke into your house and stole your tv. And then clogged your toilet.
pingpongpickle 8
...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*hangs banner* Welcome back!
WolfsGuns 0
75, you are awesome ;)
pingpongpickle 8
I will never give change to homeless guys again
Freeze_fml 17
Interesting.
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
omg I'm finaly first!! yeshhh! :] <3 wtf is anti flood..? idk wat it is :(
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
#3 is a cutie ;)
phillyboss25 0
wow
AtRoCiiOuSsS 0
You're a cutie. :)
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
who..?
lovelyred 0
lol way to **** yourself over.
volleyballNinja 0
wow. I feel sorry for you, but like, you kinda deserve it.
TehBearJew 0
I did something sort of like that once. It sucks, but it's a bit funny.
volleyballNinja 0
#7 is pretty!
FriesWithASideOf 0
Thanks :p
NickK49 0
How can someone say you're not retaurted?
wafflezzz 0
it helps to spell "retarded" correctly. -_-
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
thank you number 7 :) hmmm I like emo boys<3 ur sexi urself:)