Anonymous
Raleigh, United States
Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SpitBreathe
Iran Islamic Republic of
Drink it instead!
Today, I found out why the amount of mouthwash hasn't been decreasing much recently when I walked in on my dad using it and then spitting some of it back in the bottle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Morning pick-me-up
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Laura
France
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
Jodi Sanford
Grossed out
Today, I asked my roommate to spit in the toilet instead of the sink so I wouldn't have to touch it. When I rinsed the sink after brushing my teeth, he said, "Why would you touch the sink? It’s gross." FML
SinkyBalls
Canada
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
stitchwitch
The runs
Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML
Anonymous
Valley Stream, United States
Dude, WTF?
Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
jagerbombs
United States
Party hard
Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML
cantstopfeelingit
Gross!
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
shittysituation
Milpitas, United States
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
As long as it isn't a communal bottle of mouthwash, you're probably fine. If it is, WHY THE **** ARE YOU SHARING MOUTHWASH?
Zmeilerr 22
I wonder what else he spits.
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Comments (169)
bchatzis 9
I have to say, this was pretty funny!
angelinaanimerg 7
Kick him out!
ElricMustang 23
He's going green.
max500 4
I pissed in my roommates' mouthwash because she's a dirty, inconsiderate bitch. Maybe he thinks the same of you, OP.
TheFamilyElf 17
That's... Ick. But why are you sharing mouthwash? Personally, that's one of those things I wouldn't share.
Fantasma666 5
Ew, dude.
TheCaterpiller 6
You need to get your own mouthwash, I recommend either listerine or Colgate
Bloodlvst 11
That'll teach you, you filthy mouthwash thief.
kelsojww 0
Why in the hell are you sharing with him in the first place!?! Do you share toothbrushes and condoms too??
Bloodlvst 11
You don't share condoms? All the cool kids do it!
kelsojww 0
Lmao Ewww
nick581924910112 5
Like randomly :D