Anonymous
Raleigh, United States
Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
SpitBreathe
Iran Islamic Republic of
Drink it instead!
Today, I found out why the amount of mouthwash hasn't been decreasing much recently when I walked in on my dad using it and then spitting some of it back in the bottle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Morning pick-me-up
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Laura
France
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
Jodi Sanford
Grossed out
Today, I asked my roommate to spit in the toilet instead of the sink so I wouldn't have to touch it. When I rinsed the sink after brushing my teeth, he said, "Why would you touch the sink? It’s gross." FML
SinkyBalls
Canada
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
stitchwitch
The runs
Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML
Anonymous
Valley Stream, United States
Dude, WTF?
Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
jagerbombs
United States
Party hard
Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML
cantstopfeelingit
Gross!
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
shittysituation
Milpitas, United States
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
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DocBastard 40
As long as it isn't a communal bottle of mouthwash, you're probably fine. If it is, WHY THE **** ARE YOU SHARING MOUTHWASH?
Zmeilerr 22
I wonder what else he spits.
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DarkDeath90 4
Ugh. That is unpleasant. FYL
The_Troller 14
Does he even understand what mouthwash is USED FOR? Ugh, that's like re-using toilet paper. What would even make him think that something like that is a good idea?
rattusrattus 19
No, it's WORSE than re-using toilet paper. Toilet paper would stain, become teared, smell funny. Although I am not going to experiment, I doubt mouthwash would look much different if reused. The money saved would be negligable in the UK: cheap mouthwash is effective and 87p a bottle, and £5 for a branded bottle. One's dental bills would go up from the introduction of foregein (sp?) throat germs too.
GoldenGrizzly 7
foreign*
fthislyfe 22
On the bright side, he's very economical
savannahc 0
Ewww why would you do that?!
xXobnoxiousXx 3
aids?
LaughinStock 16
HIV's? :D I love this game more diseases!!!
KeyboardWarrior 10
AIDS is not transferable through saliva, or is on very, very rare occasions. Saliva doesn't contain enough of the virus to transfer it. Usually. Besides, the virus dies shortly after leaving its host.
OrigamiProdigy 0
I didn't know this was an AIDS convention. :P
FlashBurn 13
And this bothers you... because you don't have your own mouthwash? Don't let him borrow yours! I've heard of trying to stretch dollars, but damn...
Lauren324 18
What I would be worried about is where his mouth has been, and what in it was going back into the bottle... Uck
xJVlental 4
wow that's fking gross
micahsmommy 13
If you're that price conscious that you want to share mouthwash or in his case reuse mouthwash perhaps you should look into couponing. You'll save plenty of money and have hygienic fresh breath. Heck I'll even send you one of my free bottles of mouthwash I have at home to get you started. (don't worry it's still sealed.)
SamCat 21
this made me gag, nasty dude.